<wishes that snake had been a cow so that he could work in a patent leather joke>

<sighs>

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

<Amends snake-trap to include planned details of snake eating cake>

<Watches, hoping to see snake get eaten by cake>

<ponders the genetic roots of a snake eating cake>

<wonders how the cake would digest the snake>

<wonders if the cake would be poisonous after eating a venomous snake>

<but what a way to go!>

<whilst pondering soil erosion lessons, dreams about being eaten by a cake!>

<watches snake reroute itself towards xmorpheus>

<suddenly gets alarmed as snake turns around... facing her!>

<forgets all about food and runs to move people away from cake table>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<confussed as Z_B rugby tackles me to the floor>

"If you really wanted some chocolate cak, you only had to ask!"

<sees snake and ponders the mysteries of life>

<admonishes nemades that neither being confused nor being concussed is a reason to speak out loud here!>

<we have some standards, after all!>

<being sane, healthy, or good with spelling are not among those, fortunately>

<is not concerned by cake eating snakes. Xmorpheus is not a cake>

<me gives Nemades a nice ice pack>

<tells ZB "if you can't play nicely with the other kids, I'm going to make you sit in the Bold Corner. Now say sorry to Nemades">

<Feels unure exactly what's in the Bold Corner, though shivers in trepidation>

<Sits in the corner>

<Feels like he's been a naugthy boy>

<Runs away>

<go to investigate bold corner>

<munches on slice of pork pie>

<ambles away>

<decides to explain that the snake is carnivorous and was not going for the cake... but for nemades>

<gives up and skulks around trying to find lost something>

<stumbles on a storeroom>

<goes exploring>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<accidentally looks storeroom door and trips while carrying key which lands up on the table>

<watches in dismay as a cake eats it>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<rubs head and thanks ZB for saving life from dastardly snake>

<sees store room and wonders if there are some fur coats and a magical snow land in there>

<contemplates going down the slide backwards>

<decides against it as the elephants are having too much fun and aren't that spacially aware - might get squished>

<appologises for concussed loud talking, slaps wrist several times>

<thinks that the treehouse needs an inflatable dart board>

<worries that there might be something wrong with this plan>

<decides that it'll be fine>

<worries that the elephant that keeps putting its trunk in her pocket is getting a little too friendly>

<cries as for the first time in her life she hits a bulls eye the darn board goes poo! and then fizzles!>

<reminds self to remind xmorph that stealing peanuts in pockets will invariably lead to the elephant security sniffing out the thieves!>

<worries anout funny rasping pronounciation of theives, decides to go and argue with second evil personality in a corner and remind it that peanuts are NOT our prescious!>

<wonders if nem's second evil personality is single and would like to be introduced to XM's second evil personality>

<wonders if this is a level of insanity previously unknown>

<sits in the corner and plays with her toes while singing "itsy bitsy spider"

<Puts up sign reading "Evil-Matchmaker.com" and starts charging to introduce evil secondary personalities to other evil secondary personalities. Note: there is an extra charge to be introduced to an exorcist or competent psychiatrist>



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