<wonders how you tell the difference between a competent psychiatrist and an incompetant psychiastrist>


<Releases Benji and Frankie near the elephants>

<evil personality sits to read the profiles with pen in hand>

<Nem looks sadly into empty purse, laments the legnths one has to go to nower days to keep one's evil personality happy>

<whilst fishing in hand bag finds a mysterious ring>

<sees big red flaming eye, gives it a poke, feels happier>

<eats more chocolate cake>

<ponders the significance of chocolate cake in the overall scheme of the world>

<wanders over to skidmarks and pokes him with a stick to see if he has a second evil personality too>

<smiles charmingly at xmorpheus>

<nods slowly to indicate that both personalities shown so far are evil>

<gestures for her to sit down an learn>

<sits down and munches on chocolate cake>

<gets out a notepad and pen>

<.....removes description in order to keep secrets secret ........>

<imparts knowledge to xmorpheus, but warns of dangerous side-effects - such as sinus headaches - if she tries to take over the world too soon>

<rakes in the cash>

<tries storeroom door>

<finds it locked>

<bangs on door hard, hurts hand, yelps, cries for help, collapses>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<checks Z-B's pockets for any dangerous loose change>

<feebly cries for help>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<Offers Skidss use of rake>

<rolls eyes as evil personality throws a strop and decides to be celibate for the rest of forever.... what a waste of money>

<Pulls out an air guitar in vain attempt to busk for some money>

<Sees the assult and mugging of ZB, decides to stand idly by and sing a sad epic song about it, whilst mentally composing a letter of outrage to the Guardian, that ought to help>

<is struck on the head by a tone deaf, fish wieldign elephant>

<lies down on the floor and cry faintly bemoaning the futility of life>

<cheers up when handed chocolate cake by cute baby elephant with a wig on>

<feels emotionally drained>

<throws some air coins to (at?) nemades for the stunning mime act involving trained elephants>

<dies from being raped of money and being too exhausted to do anything about it>

<is sad no one here cares>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<cares>

<has just been tied up as her work personality has been stuck actually doing the stuff she's paid to do (disgraceful!)>

<gives ZB CPR and a sharp infusion of cash STAT>

<gives ZB a cookie and says "did you see a tunnel"?>

<informs Z_B that we ALL care>

<thinks about giving some liberated money to Z_B>

<decides that thinking about it scores halo points so no need to actually do it>

<gasps>

<heart stops beating again>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<rolls eyes>

<wanders over to ZB and ponders installing a pacemaker>

<goes online to Amazon to look up a "heart surgery for dummies" book>

<gets a rocking chair so she can pump ZB's heart with one foot while browsing the net>

<gasps, lives>

<feels rocking chair on chest>

<pinches xmporpheus's toe to alert her that she is alive again>

<sees the world in UV light>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<applauds the heart surgery loudly>

<feels very pleased as flushed with money due to epic song reaching no. 1 through downloads>

<thows money in the air to make sure no more hearts stop due to poverty>

<orders gourmet chocolate cake>

<puts a pony tail in the baby elephant's wig, finished with a blue ribbon>