<Tries to devise a vaudeville act that can compete with nemades's with the elephants.>

<Fails>

<looks down at open chest, wonders what happened>

<suddenly thinks, "where is my knight to come protect me?!">

<starts to sew herself up>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<apologises for the delay and finishes sewing up ZB's chest>

<wonders if anyone will notice that she incorporated MuseSusan's flashy light into the whole pacemaker ensemble>

<wonders if anyone else would like to partake of the free chocolate coffee beans she managed to procure>

<excludes elephants from this as no-one needs a caffiened up elephant in their treehouse>

<backs away from chocolate coffee beans>

<turns out the lights and hopes the this will serve ZB for a night.>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<wonders if the chocolate coffee beans are magical and will provide the tree house with an bean stalk extention to a wonderful chocolate wonderland?>

<decides that the bean stalk extension to a wonderful chocolate wonderland is an incredibly good idea>

<somehow after missing about three threads of the treehouse wanders into chocolate wonderland>

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Beware of the flying giraffes.

<plants one of the coffee beans>

<is now torn - should she have planted the cappucino bean instead?>

<worries that this will not lead to a chocolate wonderland but instead a dark and dangerous ,high cocoa solid, low sugar world instead>

<thinks "oh well, we can always send the elephants in first>

<clicks her remote control and watches ZB light up like an Xmas tree>

<oooooh pretty lights.....>

<discovers remains of treehouse and climbs in window>
<finds cake and pie table and takes liberal plate full>
<finds poor frightened snake under table and feeds him chocolate coffee beans>
<sits back and watches him go manic>
<lets out Muttley style evil snicker>

<is happy with pretty lights>

<decides she will never need another torch in powercuts>

<finds a broomstick and chases MartinB with it intending to beat him up>

<is exhausted and falls into a deeeep sleep>

<dreams of fireflies in xmopheus's hair, elephants with pink toes and snakes that glow red in the dark>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

< Helps self to pie>

< Looks around, sees sleeping ZB>

<gets a pen and draws glasses and a tash on ZB face>

<slinks off>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<sends a message using morse code and fireflys to say that the chocolate wonder land is great with a chocolate waterfall and everything>

<looks on in horror as some caffined up elephants crash though the fabric of reality into an alter dimention>

<realises the money making potential of a dating service with a free trip to the Magical Land of Choc... Decides to climb the Faraway Tree>

<laughs loudly at the mention of the Faraway Tree and thinks of Silk and Moonface>

<Wonders if this land will be moving away, decides that the cake table is worth investigating - just in case>

<Shouts "ALL ABOARD!" and preps the land for moving on>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<?>

<Hello world.>

<decides that if everyone else is going then will just jump on for the ride>

<wonders where the land will end up, wonders what land will replace it at the top of the tree with the tree house?>

<diverts Daffy to look up Enid Blyton on wikipedia, specifically the Magic Faraway tree>

<wakes up to find self alone>

<cries coz no one noticed her missing or in a corner>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<raises a choclate sail to start the land towards the dusting of a brand new cake...no...I mean day>

<wakes ZB up>

<points out that ZB was brought along, still sleeping, on the back of a friendly elephant>

<starts gathering up pots and pans to fulfil a lifelong desire to be the Saucepan Man>

<is crushed with guilt for even mentioning TFT>