Greeting
Assertion about literature. Non-sequitur about scarfs.
Question about literature
Enthusiasm

don't step in the womble poo

Be alert
Your country needs lerts

Ah gosh andy I have such a crush on you so I want to do well...

but I can't.

curses...

Pun about hexes.
Offer of cake.
Rave about Johnny Depp.
Query about fish fingers.

Surprise at "crush" comment
Misunderstanding of BK hexes comment
Admiration for Johnny Depp

popcorn.

johnny

<makes a push>

Hello!
I heard they are reprinting Dodie Smith's books. I don't think Cruella wore a scarf, but anyway, dalmatian scarves would be hideous, don't you think?
Have you read I Capture the Castle?
Well you should it's pretty darn good.

<sighs>

Dodie Smith wrote 101 Dalmatians
This was made into a Disney Movie
The Disney Movie was parodied in The Simpsons
Winona Ryder was a guest star in The Simpsons
Winona Ryder starred in Edward Scissorhands with Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp was in this movie with whatsername.
Whatsername was in that movie with whatsisname.
Whatisname is the guy who saved (a different) whatsername's life in whatsitcalled.
Whatsitcalled was (a different) whatshisnames comeback.



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Cats allergic to fish?
In-ear headphones, bliss.
Random statement of philosophical outlook.

Confusion beyond measure
Bowl of chocolate
"It's like <Profound truth> in <Popculture reference>"

never wink at a blind man
dont poke ur finger it makes holes in the air
if u poke the air you might take an eye out
if you poke ur eye out you'll go blind
and you wont be able to wink

Its a bank holiday on Monday
Why does Mr Tesco get all my money
I wonder what yellow tastes like

don't play leapfrog with unicorns!

Could someone take a moment and explain to me what a 'two up/two down' is? Feel free to be as existential as you like...

May your Loins be full of fruit!
A two up/two down is a house with two rooms on each of two floors which have occasionally featured in books. My cat has never worn a scarf.
Why can't I convince myself to pass literature I will never want to (re)read t a better home.
Good beer is really really good. You should try it some time.

Daydream observation about rainclouds.
Satellite dish.
Something about cheese.

<assertion>

<loudly pontificated viewpoint about skunks>
<comparison of beer to aforementioned assertion>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland