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Re: Vague topic
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: August 26, 2007 02:34AM

<defends beer and coffee. in that order.>

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 26, 2007 08:58AM

smiles at clouds

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.vicdir.schools.net.au)
Date: August 27, 2007 06:03AM

"That would be an ecumenical matter"








(Quote: Father Jack Hackett in Father Ted)

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: August 27, 2007 10:18AM

Try the Jacob's Creek.
Shellac and metholated spirits.
Wheat is corn and corn is maize?

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 27, 2007 08:14PM

EErr, okay, I'm lost, I'm angry and I'm armed.

Now I can't get down.

We are just too damn pretty to die

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: August 28, 2007 10:15AM

Finding circumstances similar to those in a Book
Recommendation of Book
Query if anyone else has read anything by Author

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: August 28, 2007 10:47AM

Assertion that good things have been heard about author.
Recommendation of similar author.

Applause for numbers who has been watching Firefly.

Denunciation of fake pointy sticks.

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.106.---)
Date: August 28, 2007 11:08AM

Assertion upon the nature of pointiness.
Bad pun about phallic objects.
Mention of Lunar Eclipse.

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: August 28, 2007 03:51PM

Query about eclipse
Irrelevant yet funny quote from Firefly
Pun about phallic objects that misses the point
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Witty quote

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: August 28, 2007 06:08PM

Link to website listing future lunar eclipses by date and areas of possible observation
Deprecating comment about the state of mind of site author
Hyperbole used to point out the possibilty of own nerdishness

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: OC Not (68.121.255.---)
Date: August 28, 2007 06:12PM

Praise for another show that can only be seen on SciFi Channel.

Rant against Time Warner for charging extra for the tier that includes SciFi Channel while channels I could care less about are included in the admittedly ridiculous basic price.

Derogatory comment about the US.

-Edited to expand the TW rant



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2007 06:30PM by OC Not.

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: August 29, 2007 12:16AM

That reminds me of my grandmother's old saying.

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.vicdir.schools.net.au)
Date: August 29, 2007 04:08AM

missed meteorite.

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.129.---)
Date: August 29, 2007 08:42AM

Offers sympathy.
Perhaps eclectic?
There has to be a better way to make moulds.

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: August 29, 2007 01:22PM

Accepts sympathy and returns the sentiment.

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: OC Not (68.121.255.---)
Date: August 29, 2007 10:15PM

Comment about a dessert.
Praise for extinct animal.
Bad pun.

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: August 30, 2007 01:02AM

Pointless digression for own amusement about non-existent scatalogical club.

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.vicdir.schools.net.au)
Date: August 30, 2007 06:02AM

Smiles

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: August 30, 2007 09:09AM

Terrible pun.

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Vague topic
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: August 30, 2007 09:16AM

Equally terrible pun on a similar theme
Another even more groan inducing pun on the theme
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Quote from Alice In Wonderland

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