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Don't point your satellite dish at the clouds. What ever is there will coagulate like cheese and fall down on you.
Weird thoughts of a sunlit day
weirder thought of a rainy day
I lived for years in London's fogs
Now I have to water the dogs
Hot weather causes my sinuses a pain
how can I smell the land after rain?
Is a 'palindrome' an individual which will someday become a member of the Monty Python group, travel the world expostulating on diverse matters and singing as lumberjack song?
Agreement to a random one of the above statements.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland