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even if they aren't the friction would rasp away eyes if you did anything so foolish as move a little, wouldn't it?
That's your cue, physics/science geeks!
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
I heard about a story like that, once. The main character got a magic artifact or word or something that allowed her to freeze time, but then she couldn't move because the air was solid and so she couldn't undo it. That would not be fun!
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Just heard a bloke on the radio reporting on a local Agricultural Show and he said that he'd "stuck his nose in at the mohair exhibit".
Perhaps if he'd stuck his mo in at the nose hair exhibit he might have won a prize.