Moose (and indeed more than one) are usually on a plaque though....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

The moose has plaque, but only because there are no decent moose dentists.

Never look a gift moose in the mouth?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Especially when wearing an aubergine! Mooses with plaque can't abide people wearing aubergines and looking in their mouths...

Although the goatee don't mind an aubergine. Or even an eggplant.

But the eggplant does mind a goat, therefore the second lasts a fortnight!

It is the Cheese, it is the wind, it is the Cheese (okay, that one's a Alan Shore bit, but the other was pure, scary, nonsense)

Thread Page Ingredients: Goat, moose, aubergines, eggplants, cheese.
Directions:
Don protective garments.
Combine ingredients in large pressure cooker, turn dial to eleven.
Cackle a bit.
Await events.



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I predict a rabbit attack.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

It has enormous teeth!!!! shrieks the wizard Tim!

I once dated someone (briefly) who used words like "irregardles" and pronounced "vague" to rhyme with "log". Do peanuts float?

Do Peanuts' what float?

"Peanuts what float" -- a North Londoner's answer to the question, "What do you get if you cross Charlie Brown with The Little Mermaid?"

And if you cross Charlie Brown with a german philosopher do you get "Peanuts vot sink"?

Now I have this sudden craving for a Butterbeer float-
& a peanut butter sandwich...

Where did the butter come from?
Who's been milking the goat?

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float.... Hmmmm.... Nah. Gonna have to be an int.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Maybe small people made from bubbles hold a peanut up near the surface, so that one imagines it is floating.

Are they the same small people who drink my rum & coke when I'm not looking?

Righto, enough of this (in my Graham Chapman voice),

You,ve been adheriung to a partivcular topic for too long

Now for a complete change, esp for Oz fforumites:


For those of us a little tired of the political hoo-haa:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing
is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down
his window
and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, and
Kevin Rudd.
They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise they're
going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going
from car to
car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a litre."



And we've still got four weeks of these self justification ads still to come.

Perhaps a benevolent dictatorship is better. At least we'd all get taters.

taters precious?

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!



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W-what's taters?