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Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.132.---)
Date: November 25, 2007 03:31PM

Only the empties though. Dont want to risk spilling any...

Cascade is a good one, yeah. I still like a crownie though.

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: November 25, 2007 03:34PM

bunyip Wrote:
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> Also, there is a town named 'Sin' in the middle of
> Turkey - a lady friend sent me postcard from there
> many years ago. Also a town named 'Sinn' in
> Germany somewhere I seem to recall.

Yes, you can even read all about it on [en.wikipedia.org]. Sinn translates to sense btw.

For beer they probably have HB (Herborner Bärenbräu). Not the best I ever had, but the Export is drinkable.

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 26, 2007 11:50AM

In New Zealand there's a place called 'Gore' - had to send my sister a postcard from there, she has a similarly sick sense of humour as I do! Lion beer across NZ seems a darn sight better than it's on tap Aussie cousins.

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: robert (61.88.131.---)
Date: November 26, 2007 09:52PM

If you go through Wagga Wagga and past Gumly Gumly, take the right turn before you get to Book Book and you'll get to Nacka Nacka Creek.

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.i019124161.rivernet.com.au)
Date: November 27, 2007 12:03AM

I've always wanted to visit Gluepot or flourbag. Gotta love Aussie names eh?

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 27, 2007 09:16AM

Well if you head over for the Fforde Ffiesta you can pop into the Gluepot in Swindon, it's a pub in the middle of town by the Mechanics. Probably nowhere near as nice as South Aust's Riverland though, even for an ardent Swindonian.

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: November 27, 2007 11:38AM

Yes Martin, Give a wave into the morning sun.


We should just about have finished lunch by then and any should be able to respond.

That's one thing about Oz. If you climb up on something it's not far to sea level. Only at sea level they have those nasty bitey things that can ruin your quality of life. What are they called now????

That's it. Council parking police.

Words you always thought were words
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: November 28, 2007 04:53AM

Speaking of words, isn't vomitorium a great word?

I didn't invent that one, but I was there the weekend we first used vomitose (vomit + comatose)-
I was one of the lucky ones that didn't quite get into that state (at least that time)...

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Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: robert (61.88.131.---)
Date: November 28, 2007 05:12AM

There are still vomitoriums ('vomitoria' sounds too much like that place just below NSW, and is too apt for comfort) in theatres. They are called 'the vomit' in Australia because none of us have a second language and tend to punch people who talk Latin to us.

Usually a tunnel or corridor it provides a quick exit for large props or multitudinous cast members that you want to get off stage in a hurry but don't want cluttering up the wings. The door at the end 'vomits' the undesired objects (usually) into a side alley of the theatre.

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: November 28, 2007 10:04PM

Lovely way those actors have with words there....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: mr puniverse (---.meb2.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: December 01, 2007 02:18AM

There is a place called intercourse in Pennsylvania and fair dinkum its right near Mount Climax..Has anyone been there?

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Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: mr puniverse (---.meb2.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: December 01, 2007 02:31AM

Related with names: At my work place we had to call businessness for the Vic Govrn on power supplies i wont explain its to shocking... But we get a list of names some can be just a laugh fest. A female colleague had the name Dick Someone. obviously we didnt have a last name and Someone was used as substitute. So asking for Dick Someone caused a titter, i know it's childish but it brightens up a dull job. Anyway she called the number and asked the receptionist if she could speak to Dick. Without a sign of a snigger the receptionist said "We have no Dick here" My Fem colleague hung up she couldn't hold in the raucous laughter.

Just thought i'd share that. I what a boring life we lead.

A Kit Kat is a Biscuit

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: December 04, 2007 10:28AM

Old joke time:

Bloke needs some information from a company and is told to contact Mr Rutinkbrake.

So he phones up and ask for Mr Rutinkbrake. The switchboard operator (shows how old the joke is , doesn't it?) says who. The bloke says Mr Rutinkbrake again. Again he's asked to repeat the name.

Slightly aggro now he starts to yell: Rutinbkake, Rutinkbrake. Don't you have a Rutinkbrake there?


The switchboard operator says : Not here. we barely get time for a cup of coffee.


<white pill time again, to be washed down by a bottle of unmarked red substance>

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.rivernet.com.au)
Date: December 06, 2007 05:03AM

Are you sure Bunyip, that your first name isn't Graham? I know a Graham with a similar and endless collection of jokes just like that one.
^_^

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: December 09, 2007 05:33AM

I am not a Graham. If he has such similarity to me may God have mercy on his soles and the rest of his walking apparatus.

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: December 09, 2007 12:19PM

There is a small village in Arkengarthdale, North Yorkshire, called Booze. It does not have a pub.

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Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: December 09, 2007 02:44PM

Hmmm.... How small? Is it worth rectifying this?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: robert (61.88.131.---)
Date: December 09, 2007 10:46PM

Quite frankly, I find 'Arkengarthdale' more astounding than 'Booze', but if it did have a pub run by a bloke called Boo, you could drive past and give a cat-call, hence: boo Boo's Booze boozer.

...Maybe I should be over on the stream of consciousness thread.

Words you always thought were words
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: December 10, 2007 12:37AM

I'll drink to that!

Re: Words you always thought were words
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: December 10, 2007 07:46AM

Not worth rectifying.

I chuckle.

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