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Silopomoms are large furry creatures who love johnny depp shaped chocolates but have a morbid fear of pointy sticks so are frustrated in their desires.
Rodney: That odd person that mostly uses words you've never heard of, so you try to stay away from them so they won't talk to you and confuse you. (I think Rodney has been running this thread while I was away, I'm really confused right now.)