Emergency... the unexpected appearance of a toe from foot covering legwear


Define LADDER

Ladder: ( lad 'DUH)

A concise expression intimating the superiority of the gentler sex.

Define: gender

gender: a thing that causes a hen to happen, as in 'engender',

or

perhaps a female look as in the male 'having a gander'



Define: altruistic

altruistic - the act of giving away a mint tin to someone in need

Define: Donate

A sweet, fried, sugar coated pastry containing no nuts and made in a nut free environment but which cannot be guaranteed to contain no nuts.

Define coconut



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coconut:rare arborial creature that exists or else someone would have had to invent it by selective breeding of coffee bushes and rightwing politicians.

As it floats on the tides and has no apparent control of its destiny but has infected all the environments it can it has become a pest.


Not to be confused with the product of a palm tree which provides a cooling drink, a nutricious feed and something to imitate horseies galloping.


define (but not exclusively): nut case

coconut:rare arborial creature that exists or else someone would have had to invent it by selective breeding of coffee bushes and rightwing politicians.

As it floats on the tides and has no apparent control of its destiny but has infected all the environments it can it has become a pest.


Not to be confused with the product of a palm tree which provides a cooling drink, a nutricious feed and something to imitate horseies galloping.


define (but not exclusively): nut case

Nutcase - a suitcase only a madman would use.

Define - insanity

Insanity - A brand name fast acting head lice treatment

Define Treatment

Treatment - something really nice to freshen your breath after dinner.

Define - indulgent

indulgent: where one can find the vital organs of a boring man.

Define anatomy

Anatomy...line fom a song of a gnatophile

eg: Gnat o' my heart and a gnat o'my own etc

Define mosquito

mosquito - By the way, I'm not doing this whole praying-in-a-holy-building thing anymore. It's so passe

Define - incidentally

Incidentally: notable event in the life of a friend

Define friend

Friend- What Fraust was trying to summon

Define Goethe

Goethe - 49ers!

Define - rahrah

Rah rah... how to laugh at backward people without being offensive

Define genius

Genius - rather like a gene

Define chromosome

Chromosome - Something like chrome.

Define - imitation

Imitation - a new cat induction ceremony involving protective hand coverings.

Define induction