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C. heap: shortened version of @#$%& heap, meaning a pile of unwanted rubish, frequently, but not exclusively footwear. Even in its shortened version this term is considered so offensive by some that it is often replaced with the following symbols: @#$%&.
Sexist: A thtrange mythtical religion on the planet Lithp, where dithiples known ath Thibilants thtate their thure and thertain belief that there ethithts a lingual-palatal thound thaid to add a twenty-thitht thound to their twenty-five character alphabet. Thucks to be them.
Sponsor's hip...a repetitive strain injury caused by repeatedly putting one's hand into one's rear pocket in search of money for friends performing weird feats in the name of charity.