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0) Animal
1) Christmas related? No (Is it going to be something that sorts the wheat from the chaff, like the last subject?) (probably not)
2)Is the animal in question either eaten or worn by human beans? No (but some of it's less anthropomorphic relatives are)
3)Is it an actual living animal? some say so but probably not
4) Has it got a big foot Yes - both feet are big, but probably not as big as Big Foot
5) Has this strange beast ever been known to carry a basket, despite the lack of opposable thumbs? Yes. I have always thought that (s)he would drop the obviously delicate cargo.
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0) Animal
1) Christmas related? No (Is it going to be something that sorts the wheat from the chaff, like the last subject?) (probably not)
2)Is the animal in question either eaten or worn by human beans? No (but some of it's less anthropomorphic relatives are)
3)Is it an actual living animal? some say so but probably not
4) Has it got a big foot Yes - both feet are big, but probably not as big as Big Foot
5) Has this strange beast ever been known to carry a basket, despite the lack of opposable thumbs? Yes. I have always thought that (s)he would drop the obviously delicate cargo.
6) Is the animal in question involved in the cheese smuggling trade? I have no concrete evidence for or against. Will you accept Possibly?
0) Animal
1) Christmas related? No (Is it going to be something that sorts the wheat from the chaff, like the last subject?) (probably not)
2)Is the animal in question either eaten or worn by human beans? No (but some of it's less anthropomorphic relatives are)
3)Is it an actual living animal? some say so but probably not
4) Has it got a big foot Yes - both feet are big, but probably not as big as Big Foot
5) Has this strange beast ever been known to carry a basket, despite the lack of opposable thumbs? Yes. I have always thought that (s)he would drop the obviously delicate cargo.
6) Is the animal in question involved in the cheese smuggling trade? I have no concrete evidence for or against. Will you accept Possibly?
7) Is the animal in question a national mascot? Yes. If you were to travel to 27°7"S 109°22"W you would be forgiven for thinking that it should also be their national animal.
0) Animal
1) Christmas related? No (Is it going to be something that sorts the wheat from the chaff, like the last subject?) (probably not)
2)Is the animal in question either eaten or worn by human beans? No (but some of it's less anthropomorphic relatives are)
3)Is it an actual living animal? some say so but probably not
4) Has it got a big foot Yes - both feet are big, but probably not as big as Big Foot
5) Has this strange beast ever been known to carry a basket, despite the lack of opposable thumbs? Yes. I have always thought that (s)he would drop the obviously delicate cargo.
6) Is the animal in question involved in the cheese smuggling trade? I have no concrete evidence for or against. Will you accept Possibly?
7) Is the animal in question a national mascot? Yes. If you were to travel to 27°7"S 109°22"W you would be forgiven for thinking that it should also be their national animal.
8)Would we be seeking something around Easter Island? No, but it would make an excellent national animal for that location.
0) A common substance of physical reality.
1) Salt - No. But edible.
2) Does "0) A common substance of physical reality" imply that it is neither Animal, nor Vegetable, nor Mineral? - No implication but vegetable and animal, with no mineral as far as I am aware.
0) A common substance of physical reality.
1) Salt - No. But edible.
2) Does "0) A common substance of physical reality" imply that it is neither Animal, nor Vegetable, nor Mineral? - No implication but vegetable and animal, with no mineral as far as I am aware.
3) Is it a liquid? Hot in its most common aspect. It becomes tacky at body temperature and melts before 373K, sorry, 100C.
0) A common substance of physical reality.
1) Salt - No. But edible.
2) Does "0) A common substance of physical reality" imply that it is neither Animal, nor Vegetable, nor Mineral? - No implication but vegetable and animal, with no mineral as far as I am aware.
3) Is it a liquid? Hot in its most common aspect. It becomes tacky at body temperature and melts before 373K, sorry, 100C.
4) Do you own any? Not right now, although I often have temporary stocks.