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Over here, a spell checker is the self-assigned killjoy who, ten minutes after the hard-working volunteers have completed most of the arduous task at hand and have paused for a spell, will check his watch and yell, "Back to work!"
0) Mostly, but not exclusively, mineral.
1) Frequently, arguably vegetable.
2) Not designed to be eaten.
3) Not a chair.
4) Nearly all are quite a bit smaller than the average bar of unused soap.
5) Not made to be worn on the body.
6) No moving parts.
7) Relatively easy to damage but unlikely to break when dropped
8) Not a household appliance.
9) Not a communications device.
11) Not red
12) Can be taken on a plane
12a) You don't pay for them
12b) Ffordean connection
14) Not found in nature
15) Not triangular