<wondering what normal is> <grin>

Does it require electricity?

0) It is usually vegetable, but frequently vegetable and animal. There is no reason why it could not be mineral, but that is not normal.
1) Is it edible? - In the strictest sense, yes.
2)Is it bigger than a breadbox? not usually, but quite a few are.
3)Does it have moving parts? Again, in the strictest sense, yes.
4) Would it normally be used in the kitchen? Not normally, but some varieties are quite at home there.
5)Does one buy it at the supermarket? inorder to satisfy your desire for a simple "yes" or "no".....
5a) CAN one buy it at the supermarket? Yes
6) Does it require electricity? No

Would you expect to find this item in or on an office desk?

0) It is usually vegetable, but frequently vegetable and animal. There is no reason why it could not be mineral, but that is not normal.
1) Is it edible? - In the strictest sense, yes.
2)Is it bigger than a breadbox? not usually, but quite a few are.
3)Does it have moving parts? Again, in the strictest sense, yes.
4) Would it normally be used in the kitchen? Not normally, but some varieties are quite at home there.
5)Does one buy it at the supermarket? inorder to satisfy your desire for a simple "yes" or "no".....
5a) CAN one buy it at the supermarket? Yes
6) Does it require electricity? No
7) Would you expect to find this item in or on an office desk? Yes (see also 4)

Does it (partly or fully) consist of paper?

<note to self: first thing tomorrow morning on arriving at work, browse desk for matching items, regardless circumstances or workload>

0) It is usually vegetable, but frequently vegetable and animal. There is no reason why it could not be mineral, but that is not normal.
1) Is it edible? - In the strictest sense, yes.
2)Is it bigger than a breadbox? not usually, but quite a few are.
3)Does it have moving parts? Again, in the strictest sense, yes.
4) Would it normally be used in the kitchen? Not normally, but some varieties are quite at home there.
5)Does one buy it at the supermarket? inorder to satisfy your desire for a simple "yes" or "no".....
5a)CAN one buy it at the supermarket? Yes
6)Does it require electricity? No
7)Would you expect to find this item in or on an office desk? Yes (see also 4)
8)Does it (partly or fully) consist of paper? Usually, yes.

Is it a type of notebook? (which could be in the form of a recipe book which would typically be found in a kitchen)

0) It is usually vegetable, but frequently vegetable and animal. There is no reason why it could not be mineral, but that is not normal.
1) Is it edible? - In the strictest sense, yes.
2)Is it bigger than a breadbox? not usually, but quite a few are.
3)Does it have moving parts? Again, in the strictest sense, yes.
4) Would it normally be used in the kitchen? Not normally, but some varieties are quite at home there.
5)Does one buy it at the supermarket? inorder to satisfy your desire for a simple "yes" or "no".....
5a)CAN one buy it at the supermarket? Yes
6)Does it require electricity? No
7)Would you expect to find this item in or on an office desk? Yes (see also 4)
8)Does it (partly or fully) consist of paper? Usually, yes.
9)Is it a type of notebook? (which could be in the form of a recipe book which would typically be found in a kitchen) No, but very close

<Tries to contain herself so as not to waste a question. Fails.>

Does one normally write in/on it?

0) It is usually vegetable, but frequently vegetable and animal. There is no reason why it could not be mineral, but that is not normal.
1) Is it edible? - In the strictest sense, yes.
2)Is it bigger than a breadbox? not usually, but quite a few are.
3)Does it have moving parts? Again, in the strictest sense, yes.
4) Would it normally be used in the kitchen? Not normally, but some varieties are quite at home there.
5)Does one buy it at the supermarket? inorder to satisfy your desire for a simple "yes" or "no".....
5a)CAN one buy it at the supermarket? Yes
6)Does it require electricity? No
7)Would you expect to find this item in or on an office desk? Yes (see also 4)
8)Does it (partly or fully) consist of paper? Usually, yes.
9)Is it a type of notebook? (which could be in the form of a recipe book which would typically be found in a kitchen) No, but very close
10) Does one normally write in/on it? No. (To do so would risk the wrath of mrs. SkidMarks)

11) Is it a reference book (as a general catory)?

Close enough for me. It is a book. Any printed book, reference or fiction.

Your go Delacuesta

Oh, I was homing in on one of those rip off desktop calendars.

(Totally different to the rip off desktop colender, mostly found in downmarket academic offices.)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/16/2010 02:08PM by EgonSpengler.

Oh... so soon?

Very well then.

0) It is largely mineral though it has some vegetable constituents.

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

0) It is largely mineral though it has some vegetable constituents.
1) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes.

Has it ever been turned into a human through an accident with a DNA transmogrification device?

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

0) It is largely mineral though it has some vegetable constituents.
1) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes.
2) Has it ever been turned into a human through an accident with a DNA transmogrification device? No, fortunately not. Not that I know.

3) Would it go through a tunnel in the normal course of events?

0) It is largely mineral though it has some vegetable constituents.
1) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes.
2) Has it ever been turned into a human through an accident with a DNA transmogrification device? No, fortunately not. Not that I know.
3) Would it go through a tunnel in the normal course of events? No/Yes. Some of them do so as a matter of routine, but most don't.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/17/2010 10:32AM by delacuesta.