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Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: August 17, 2010 01:40PM

4) Is it self-powered?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 17, 2010 05:08PM

0) It is largely mineral though it has some vegetable constituents.
1) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes.
2) Has it ever been turned into a human through an accident with a DNA transmogrification device? No, fortunately not. Not that I know.
3) Would it go through a tunnel in the normal course of events? No/Yes. Some of them do so as a matter of routine, but most don't.
4) Is it self-powered? No.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: August 17, 2010 06:28PM

<well, darn, I can't ask the breadbox question.>

uhmmmm. Does it have moving parts?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 17, 2010 07:09PM

0) It is largely mineral though it has some vegetable constituents.
1) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes.
2) Has it ever been turned into a human through an accident with a DNA transmogrification device? No, fortunately not. Not that I know.
3) Would it go through a tunnel in the normal course of events? No/Yes. Some of them do so as a matter of routine, but most don't.
4) Is it self-powered? No.
5) Does it have moving parts? Yes. Some variants are said to have no moving parts, but even there something moves.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: August 20, 2010 09:45AM

6) Is it used industrially?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 20, 2010 03:48PM

0) It is largely mineral though it has some vegetable constituents.
1) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes.
2) Has it ever been turned into a human through an accident with a DNA transmogrification device? No, fortunately not. Not that I know.
3) Would it go through a tunnel in the normal course of events? No/Yes. Some of them do so as a matter of routine, but most don't.
4) Is it self-powered? No.
5) Does it have moving parts? Yes. Some variants are said to have no moving parts, but even there something moves.
6) Is it used industrially? No. It performs the same function in industry as elsewhere.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: August 20, 2010 03:52PM

hmmm.... so it is functional.... hmmmm...

Is it easily transportable?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 20, 2010 04:07PM

0) It is largely mineral though it has some vegetable constituents.
1) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes.
2) Has it ever been turned into a human through an accident with a DNA transmogrification device? No, fortunately not. Not that I know.
3) Would it go through a tunnel in the normal course of events? No/Yes. Some of them do so as a matter of routine, but most don't.
4) Is it self-powered? No.
5) Does it have moving parts? Yes. Some variants are said to have no moving parts, but even there something moves.
6) Is it used industrially? No. It performs the same function in industry as elsewhere.
7) Is it easily transportable? No. This is however very subjective and contextual.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: August 20, 2010 07:26PM

Does one buy it at the supermarket?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 20, 2010 08:58PM

0) It is largely mineral though it has some vegetable constituents.
1) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes.
2) Has it ever been turned into a human through an accident with a DNA transmogrification device? No, fortunately not. Not that I know.
3) Would it go through a tunnel in the normal course of events? No/Yes. Some of them do so as a matter of routine, but most don't.
4) Is it self-powered? No.
5) Does it have moving parts? Yes. Some variants are said to have no moving parts, but even there something moves.
6) Is it used industrially? No. It performs the same function in industry as elsewhere.
7) Is it easily transportable? No. This is however very subjective and contextual.
8) Does one buy it at the neighbourhood supermarket? No. The vast stores in the fields do sell them, though certain types are only found in specialty shops.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: August 20, 2010 11:51PM

i was hoping for a simple "yes" or "no" :-)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: August 20, 2010 11:56PM

<wakes from nap, lifts head from desk at back of class, raises hand>

Vast stores "in the fields."

Would that be:

A. A very big store specializing in the field of the unknown object, or

B. A Mall amidst the waving fields of grain?

It may be an expression not well known down here in the land of those who are first to greet the sun, but I don't think I've come across it before.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.37.236.206.optusnet.com.au)
Date: August 21, 2010 08:22AM

I understood 'in the field' to mean 'outside
laboratory conditions'... However I'm not sure I read it right now, lol.




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Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 21, 2010 09:57AM

Please refer to the Wikipedia description of Supermarket. What I plastically called "vast stores in the fields" would be hypermarkets, or (in somewhat different forms) big-box stores, superstores, supercenters, megastores, malls.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.37.236.206.optusnet.com.au)
Date: August 21, 2010 11:07AM

Ah... Big box stores. Gotcha. Westfields and the like.

Does it have feature numbers?




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Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 21, 2010 02:20PM

What do you mean by "feature numbers"? Like option codes?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2010 02:47PM by delacuesta.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 21, 2010 02:20PM

(removed redundant message)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2010 02:36PM by delacuesta.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: August 21, 2010 04:02PM

Like my giant local Walmart? It's kind of scary. It has an entire top floor (where the main entrance is; it's built on a hill) of clothing, toys, electronics, kitchen items, etc., and then you go down an escalator that can accommodate your shopping cart and the entire bottom floor is a supermarket. When I first saw the shopping cart escalator, I thought I was in a Goliath-owned store.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: August 21, 2010 04:20PM

I think that the shopping cart capable escalators have been around for quite a few years. I seem to remember one in Blackpool in the 70's

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.23.143.136.optusnet.com.au)
Date: August 22, 2010 04:57PM

Don't most escalators accomodate trolleys? Except the step ones? Or are they giant step ones (in which case, wow, that could be fun!)
re. Numbers, I means are numbers a key feature.




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