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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 16, 2011 02:30PM

........obscene but not heard?

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As pure as the driven...........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: gookledegob (---.4-4.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 16, 2011 05:03PM

...automobile


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You can take a horse to water but you can't...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: April 18, 2011 05:35AM

.....take a Po to land.


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Only a rose I.........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Date: May 09, 2011 11:48PM

... planted, but now I just have thorns.

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Looking out my back garden gate ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 12, 2011 10:27AM

.....I couldn't help but wonder why I had ever thought it would make an effective window.


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People on glass houses ......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: May 12, 2011 12:34PM

.... really shouldn't wear stiletto heeled shoes.

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And the wind cried .....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: May 13, 2011 01:45PM

.... wolf, but no-one listened because this wasn't the first time.

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Some call it teasing, I prefer banter. It's all a matter of ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: May 20, 2011 06:44AM

be praised as they are the only real form of communication that cannot be misinterpreted.


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If your cat leaves home.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: May 20, 2011 06:49AM

be praised as they are the only real form of communication that cannot be misinterpreted.


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If your cat leaves home.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: June 03, 2011 08:39AM

.... it's time to buy a chicken

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Pity the poor Zippity..................

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 03, 2011 01:35PM

...that gets his mouth zip closed for being to cheeky.

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Geoffrey and Bungleare going to ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-136.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 06, 2011 07:20PM

see the fairies at the bottom of the garden

Has Skidmarks last pie got the wow factor or...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.213.123.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 07, 2011 07:41AM

It is possible that I should not have picked the mushrooms myself.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: June 07, 2011 09:04AM

DUE TO PROXIMITY OF THE TERRIBLE "FUN GUY VIRUS" THIS THREAD HAS AUTOMATICALLY SHUT DOWN. WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT NORMAL SERVICE CAN NOW BE RESUMED.

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Have you tried turning it off and then......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: June 07, 2011 09:47AM

... reciting passages from the Karma Sutra until it's turned on again?


In the words of the ancient philosopher Sumded Ghai, "...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 07, 2011 01:11PM

" ...all of us are lying in the gutter but some of us ..."

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: June 07, 2011 02:00PM

....got the best spot

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If we can't blame the computer, how can we...............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: June 07, 2011 09:47PM

...ever say we won at spider solitaire?

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We who can laugh at ourselves...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: June 08, 2011 12:30PM

... have very cosy jackets with extra long sleeves, that fasten at the back.

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Demons run when .....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 08, 2011 01:49PM

...when there is a good sale on.

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Never the twain shall ...

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