...their bosoms.


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This could be the last time.......

... or the first time, it depends on the setting on the space time continuum thingie's controls.

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Hold on, I can't find the keys. Did I put them...

... in the ice box to save them for breakfast?

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This is to say I have ........

...no bananas today.

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Is it because I'm ....

...wishing, and I'm hoping
that someday my .....will come,

tra la la la


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Please excuse inadvertant attack of Disneyitis, or perhaps Disneyosis, being more of a neurotic condition.


define: inadvertant

<enters with crowbar to wrestle loose the strange and inexplained word>

<has the feeling that some sort of half-sentence is now missing>

<digs in his toolbox, finds a trowel>

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Spread the cement of brotherly...

reads last post by self

time for lots of little white pills. The new ones taste like strawberry.

I am hoping the next lot are Drambuie flavoured.

...brandy butter around thickly.

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How you use your car depends...

... on whether the key fits.

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How can you possibly smile and ...


(mmm strawberry. I like raspberry flavor too. Too bad the pills take all the pretty colors away, the sky is so odd when it's just blue.)

and not pass wind?


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Vedi, vini,.....

Vedi, vini, velcro, vodka (Visa), V8, VCR
I came, I saw, I stuck around, I bought some Vodka on credit, drove home and watched a video.

Watching a video at home while drunk...



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louts surround me. Its nice to spend quality time with family.

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I don't know but I've been told . . .

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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

...there's clowns to the left of and jokers to right.

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I'm stuck in the ....

middle of a crossword. "State of being under the control of another" - 6 letters, beginning with T... Any ideas?

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Sundays are perfect for....

Sundays are perfect for.... reading Keats in the garden, along with she who hath me in thrall.

I'll start procrastinating tomorrow, but today...

.... those crasts will just have to look after themselves.

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If you could have a superpower ....

... which of your existing ones would you give up?

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Is it a bird, is it a plane..........

I don't know, but now I have a crick in my neck!

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What's that coming over the hill?

...all I can hear is singing. So perhaps it's a mountain rather than a hill.

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An Australian Honour Guard is composed of ......

... those who honoured her offer whilst guarding her honour.

moving quickly on...

Smutty jokes should...