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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: July 07, 2011 07:54PM

wedgie really hurts

Tiger Woods asked his caddy for...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2011 07:37PM by old boiler.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: July 28, 2011 12:27PM

... the phone number of that pretty girl.

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I can't believe it's nearly the end of July. Has anyone seen June? She was just here...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: July 29, 2011 07:22PM

When she went she said "see you next year innit" .I thought her rather common this time round .Meanwhile Old Father Time popped round for a...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: July 30, 2011 09:31AM

..pie

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Hot pies! Get them .............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: July 30, 2011 08:39PM

Surely if they're all marked with an "s" that should be s...t hot?...



hot pies get them marked properly!!


an apple pie bed is a...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 01, 2011 01:32PM

... a recipe for sweetdreams.

Sweet dreams are made ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: August 01, 2011 01:55PM

.... of chocolate and may contain nuts.


Here we go gathering ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: August 05, 2011 03:12AM

...evidence of intelligent life in this Universe, out side the fforums.



In the summertime.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 05, 2011 02:01PM

...of our discontent.

The sun never ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 05, 2011 06:48PM

the sun never does anything to comfort us. The Moon licked his back once and he's been cheesed off eversince.


Welsh rarebits don't...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: August 06, 2011 12:33PM

......have cheesy smiles on their faces.

................................


2 million years of evolution and ........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 07, 2011 06:39PM

we still pick our noses

Why does everybody smile when they....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 08, 2011 12:44PM

...hear railway enthusiasts say "bogie"?

=================================================

There will always be a ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: August 09, 2011 07:50AM

....cynic, in which you can wash your hands. No towel of course.




It's a far call that's.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-133.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 17, 2011 02:11PM

Increases ones telephone bill. Waiting for the final demand can...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: September 28, 2011 03:45AM

cause a sensory deprivation experience equal to watching "[your country]'s Got Talent"



If chooks compete in 'The Eggs Factor" and witches and wizards in 'The Hex Factor" who or what is competeing in the 'Max Factor'?

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-180.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 30, 2011 06:57PM

Fat folk

Eating eggs really doesn't compare with...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: October 10, 2011 09:15PM

... driving a car.

**

Can anyone drive? I'm busy...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: October 13, 2011 12:47AM

...sorting Smarties into colour groups.


If they sent a probe to Uranus what....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 14, 2011 09:25AM

.... on earth would prompt you to bring it up on the Fforde Fforum?

Would you rather swing on a star or........

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