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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 17, 2010 12:05PM

<realises that the aperture of sympathy is stopped right down>

<climbs down from luggage, dodging palisade of pointy sticks>

<drapes leather jacket over strange box on tripod and throws cap to SM>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 17, 2010 03:51PM

<pictures self as Rocky (Bullwinkle's sidekick)>

<fears age is showing>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: October 17, 2010 09:33PM

<donates small portion of huge cheque from Tate Modern to Treehouse Library (it's what Dudley Doright would do.)>

<hides rest of profit from Boris and Natasha.>

<wordlessly thanks SM for inspiration.>

<Knows age is showing>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 18, 2010 10:15PM

<Is very glad old people are no longer in charge and animation has therefore been allowed to move on apace.>
<Proudly develops alluring picture of Jessica Rabbit>
<Practices winning acceptance speech.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 19, 2010 10:20AM

<appreciates mention of JR>

<votes for Geg in coming awards>

<begins preparing for celebration party>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 19, 2010 10:20PM

<Watches golden envelope with much excited anticipation.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: October 20, 2010 04:13AM

<anticipates enveloping golden watch with much excitement.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 20, 2010 02:18PM

<watches time go by very slowly in a golden envelope with decreasing excitement.>
<begins to suspect that there might be a fundamental flaw in waiting for any kind of announcement in a speechless environment, can't quite put finger on what the flaw might be>
<Passes time by getting drunk on @#$%& awards ceremony wine and watching CR flirt with Jessica Rabbit.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: October 20, 2010 07:58PM

<watches geg fall down, decides to avoid whatever she's drinking>
<stands in golden glow, starts to itch, moves out of golden glow>
<wonders how a glow can tick>
<sees papers geg has been writing on, reads beginning of speech>
<wonders where geg is going where she can speak>
<draws mustache on Jessica while no one is looking, quickly goes to other side of room>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 22, 2010 12:50PM

<sidesteps out of the golden glow>

<turns back to moustachioed JR>

<edges away slowly, trips over golden glow rolls out of spotlight>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: October 22, 2010 02:04PM

<giggles>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: October 27, 2010 03:34AM

<grabs the golden glow that was tripped over>

<smites mustachioed JR boldly>

<wonders if green eggs plus golden glow equals baked shaved ham>

<sighs forlornly>

<waits for next exciting adventure>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 27, 2010 10:59AM

<Wakes from drunken stupor and tries to remember what/where/who and why.>

<Notices an unconscious JR.>

<Appears to be at the Oil Baron's Ball.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 27, 2010 12:27PM

<rubs bruised backside>

<wonders who turned out the lights>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.19.249.threembb.co.uk)
Date: October 27, 2010 05:36PM

<wonders how best to welcome mycroftstwin>

<decides to visit "Define that word immediately" thread

<picks up a plate of pies>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 29, 2010 07:16AM

<Waves to mycroftswin>

<wonders which pies Skid's picked up, and looks for indicatory letter stuck oin. >

<Is gratified to see they are marked with an 'S'>




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: November 01, 2010 09:43AM

<Wraps invisible treehouse rule book in lovely bow and presents to MT>
<Starts drawing map of treehouse. Can't quite remember exact location of toilets. Realises it has become really quite urgent to remember.Panics.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 01, 2010 11:23AM

<turns off sprinklers>

<hands Geg key to the camp toilet & shower block>

<points behind a bush>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: November 02, 2010 09:02AM

<begins comprehensive mapping exhibition of the Treehouse>

<puts together supplies and adopts code name 'Binder'>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.19.87.threembb.co.uk)
Date: November 02, 2010 05:44PM

<wonders how to find location of mapping exhibition>

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