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<Is very glad old people are no longer in charge and animation has therefore been allowed to move on apace.>
<Proudly develops alluring picture of Jessica Rabbit>
<Practices winning acceptance speech.>
<watches time go by very slowly in a golden envelope with decreasing excitement.>
<begins to suspect that there might be a fundamental flaw in waiting for any kind of announcement in a speechless environment, can't quite put finger on what the flaw might be>
<Passes time by getting drunk on @#$%& awards ceremony wine and watching CR flirt with Jessica Rabbit.>
<watches geg fall down, decides to avoid whatever she's drinking>
<stands in golden glow, starts to itch, moves out of golden glow>
<wonders how a glow can tick>
<sees papers geg has been writing on, reads beginning of speech>
<wonders where geg is going where she can speak>
<draws mustache on Jessica while no one is looking, quickly goes to other side of room>
<Wraps invisible treehouse rule book in lovely bow and presents to MT>
<Starts drawing map of treehouse. Can't quite remember exact location of toilets. Realises it has become really quite urgent to remember.Panics.>