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<refers SM to the "Great Unanswered Questions" thread>
<watches the amazingly dainty pachyderm>
<makes a huge vat of hot cocoa, abandons diet, picks up a Swiss Roll>
<avoids suspect pies, notifies TreeHouse authorities they lost another suspect, but not to look in here>
<Suspects VM of being in touch with Treehouse Authorities>
<Immediately looks as innocent as possible>
<Wonders how to both "carry on as usual" and "do nothing strange" in a Treehouse environment.>
<Wonders why SM's eyes are watering.>
<Wonders if Marit is silently humming the tune to the Third Man.>
< Hopes VM notices that both Marit and SM are looking decidedly shifty >
<Puts down newspaper and removes raincoat - just to be ont he safe side.>
<Worries about the absence of VM. Hopes that exposing her as an informer hasn't gotten her into trouble with The Authorities.>
<Decides to organise Audacious Rescue Attempt.>
<Looks around to see who can be prevailed upon to help.>
< A lurker a loiterer and a couple of wanderers doesn't seem like a great start.>
<Sets off to find Speckles and a "Secret Plan">
<waves to geg as she leaves, but is apparently unnoticed>
<frustrated by phone that both rings constantly and is never for me>
<relieved to be back in TreeHouse where the phone has to be on silent and I can ignore it>
<looks around and sees several faces attempting to look innocent and failing miserably. remembers advice from older sister when I started going to high school, age 12: "The ones who look innocent are probably the most guilty, and the teachers know that, so don't even try.">
<giggles quietly>
<frowns in confusion when Mother Goose walks by, with a Very Fine Looking Gander that does not look like the gander from last week>
<wishes less caffeine had been required to make it through the day. is jealous of snoring dogs next to me.>
<blinks tiredly>
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-181.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 02, 2012 09:54AM
Great misplaced unanswered question.
Mean to me, why must you be mean to me.? I can't help it if I was the eldest sister of four and my mum ran off with Fred Wardle when I was only 14 leaving me to cope. At about the same time I was offered the part of The Bossy Fairy in the school Panto. Both these events had a great effect on my subsequent behaviour and things have worsened over the years.