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<Feels one should not bottle up topical music either by day or night, even by a little, topologically speaking.>
<Wishes to rearrange previous sentence but lacks required skills.>
<Is informed by independent observer that when one's own musical skills, bottles and karaoke are combined, the period for which quiescent should be enforced possibly exceeds the heat death of the universe.>
<sulks. Plays Cage's 4"33', personally named by self as "A little NoughtMusic.">