<sneaks money out of treehouse donation box>

<hires a piper to lure all small furry animals away>

<is baffeled when the number of vicious quadrupeds around does not diminish even after the departure of the piper>

<looks again and finally finds the flaw in the assignment "small and furry">

<Wonders why he was following the guy with the pipe>

<Looks quizzically at empty test tube he's holding>

<Heads back to treehouse>

<watches as things comes to light>

<wonders at how fast she changed from buding gene-splicing mad scientist to corrupt offical who started a war>

<decides that she is not yet ready to laugh evilly yet and leaves ever so silently to plan for the future>

<takes one of the recycle bins and the thimble with her>

<climbs off the barricades>

<sets up The Great Platchoarles Treehouse Battle Memorial at the foot of the sapling>

<gets grief from all the other animals>

<Attempts to pop balloon with a needle.>

<Realizes too late that balloon rubbed on sweater has produced several million volts of electric potential.>

<Fries>

Edit: <Is annoyed to find that she forgot to read the latest page of posts, and had therefore responded to a post that was out of date.>

<Hangs head in shame.>



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<returns with a copy of "ten truly evil things you can do to connect with your inner super villain">

<checks off first two>

< Looks up and smiles wickedly at the next chapter>

<Leaves once again but this time takes all the tools around the sapling with her>

<mumbles something about finally being able to laugh like a villain>

<waits patiently for Rookee to tell us her whole evil plan so she can be duly thwarted>

<thinks "ooh haven't had a good thwart in aaaages>

<wonders if anyone will notice that she has been embezzling money in her role as banker and hides the tell tale pink slip of paper under her shoe>

<Refuses to take side in oncoming human/ animal confrontation>

<Preens whiskers>

<Wonders how to extract information on RA's secret plan>

<Straps self to handy conveyor belt in hope of "Before I Kill You" Speech>

<makes money selling arms to both sides. Thanks piper for the heads up>

<Rereads thread>

<Realises exactly how many combat-ready/ heavily-armed/ vampiric/ divinely touched/ invincible animals there are in the vicinity>

<Endevours to grow tail, fur and fuzzy ears really quickly>

<Screws up face in concentration>

<Requests release from conveyor belt>

<returns with black and purple cape wrapped around self>

<announces that there MAY be Less than 5 or more than 20 bombs or bomb like devices placed in stragicaly illogical location all set to go off when any inhabitant (animal or otherwise) says any word with a vowel in it, that will start after she finishes her announcement>

< takes out list of "most evil professions " and checks off Credit card fine print makers, Math professers, and evil master minds>

<sighs because she "still" can't seem to laugh evilly yet>


<edits post so that she doesn't end up blowing herself up>



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<Wonders if "Muahahahaha" counts as a word>

<Cunningly escapes from conveyor belt, its job complete>

<Hands Rookee a Link regarding diaphragm breathing> (http://www.cchs.net/health/health-info/docs/2400/2409.asp?index=9445)

<Hides behind Cowathor the Unstoppable>

<Starts selling life insurance to nearby humans>

<snaffles another £500 note>

<Realizes that as a future math professor, this automatically makes her an evil-genius-in-training, and respectfully requests an apprenticeship from RA.>

<requests small business loan to open sign language school - mission statement reads 'Live Long & Prosper - Without Speaking a Word!'>

<is denied funding>

<pulls out slate>

<writes confession to BK & Skids that she has been trolling past posts to find out how to win the game>

<loses game>

<begins chanting a e i o u sometimes y>

<worries that OCN has lost Game>

<decides he doesn't care as it serves her right for finding out about the Game and so losing>

<sticks acorn under treehouse>

<hands Andy a flask of Polyjuice Potion with one of Pixel the Cat's fur hairs in it>

<is baffled, because instead of terrified inhabitants frantically searching for bombs, she has received quite a few applications of apprenticeship and strangely enough a life insurance policy>

<realizes it wouldn't have worked anyway being that there never were any bombs,beholding the power of the word MAY>

<Flips though "ten truly evil things you can do to connect with your inner super villain" crosses out the third chapter and heads to the forth>

<Smiles to herself,and attempts to laugh evilly>

<Ba *cough*w ha *snort* Ha?>

<Senses RA's weakness and seizes her chance to become the Ultimate Evil Force in the vicinity.>

<Laughs insanely while summoning her Evil Mosquito-Bunnies of DOOM!>