<wonders what an unspeakable terror is>

<presumes it's some kind of word that is totally unpronouncable - hence the "unspeakable">

<decides it's probably a Welsh word>

<sneaks up behind RA and plants a device on her that will make "twink" noises every time she moves>

<loudly mentions the MuseSusan and the Missing Link incident>

<chomps on a choa burger made from the new farm she started with a bunch of choas she found wandering around>

<decides she's done quite enough stirring for one thread and wanders over to the sofa, cackling madly>

++would tell you what unspeakable terrors are but can not since they are, you know, unspeakable++

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

three words... first word... rhymes with tie?

<tests at 40% evilgeniusality>

<reads results further - 40% indicates a miserable wannabe evil genius>

<concurs with test results>

<asks for a spot on the sofa>

<offers OC Not some popcorn>

< Stands in thought for a minute, takes a step forward "twink" >

<Snaps fingers "twink" in a moment of supreme evil thought.>

<drops "twink" sapling to ground letting whatever animal that is left eat it.>

< wonders where Twinking is comeing from>

<declares that everyone should play the "evil moment game", just to prove who is the best>

<points to sofa "twink"...ignores twinking sound. and declares that everyone is now allowed one "evil moment" to which the only rule is you cannot destroy everybody, the one who does the best wins, and gets declared the most supreme evil in the land>

<Unleashes the Marzipan>

<Disintegrates The Pyramids from obrit using thermolaser satellite>

<Focuses high precision beam on The Sphinx>

<Alters the Sphinx to look like xmorpheus>

<Hands xmorpheus's address to handy man in tuxedo>

<Goes back to telemarketing job>

<eats all the popcorn>



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<goes to toilet>

<returns and throws the loo roll into the air>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

++forces Kitten to eat marzipan++

++waits for everyone to pay up++

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Catches Loo Roll in a diving catch>

<Pulls himself free from glue>

<Apologises to slightly squished and very glued platchoarle>

<wonders how Andy knows what she looks like>

<looks at the pyramids>

<scowls at Andy and clips him round the ear>

<states that her nose is NOT that big>

<wonders if he has the tuxedo guys phone number?>

<Holds up sign saying "my first post was asking fforumites what they looked like, and besides, you're just THERE, within the current diegesis of this threadworld paradigm">

<Holds up sign saying "Well true, but the film fails to deliver on the essential promise of the series, and the general tone is far from what I'd expect">

<Examines sign, drops sign>

<Rumages around oversized pile of overly specific signs, looking for sign which apologises for misrepresentation of someone's face after reconfiguration of a major landmark>

<decides evil moment was not evil enough, even for a miserable evil wannabe>

<runs and buys any mag with Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, or Paris Hilton on cover>

<steals andy's discarded signs, tapes on photos of above triumvirate>

<dips signs in gene splicing recycle bin and calls down some lightning>

<unveils her supreme evil creation 'ParLiLoBrit'>

<is swarmed under by paparazzi>

<sits in corner to watch "twink">

<Secretly happy that it only took one long declarative sentence to get everyone off of that darn sofa>


<wonders exactly how far some of the others are willing to go to be the best>

<Gets up "twink" and while everyone is distracted with their own "evilness" Starts to begin work on the tree house.>


<"twink""twink""twink">

<lures the ParLiloBrit towards her with a bottle of blue Wicked>

<chants "heeeeeere chavette chavette chavette">

<ropes the PLB>

<patents her new invention "skank on a string">

<predicts it will be very popular with pre-pubescent girls and starts an immediate line of inappropriate accessories>

<thinks up her slogan>

<"Start them early on Junior Slapper">

<cackles madly at the evil she has unleashed upon the world>

<looks slightly disappointed when, due to the surfeit of Bratz paraphenalia, her product is dismissed as a @#$%& knock off and disappears into the depths of Woolworths discount toys>



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<Wonders about the purpose of the "Skank on a string">

<Realises tree was destroyed>

<Takes Rod of Stalking from Rucksack and strokes it>

<Puts seed in earth>

<Causes enormous growth>

<mutters about how no one thinks that forcing kitten to eat marzipan is not evil>

<mutters some more about state of world today and how things are not like they were and that when he was younger you could get a pie and coke for R7 which now might get you a pie if you are lucky>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland