<Turns to look at MuseSusan >

<starts to think that without an evil laugh, she will never be looked on as a competent evil force, no matter what she does>

<looks back down in chapter 4, decides to skip it for now and heads for the supplementary chapter about rival evil villains>

< summons her minions the Platchoarles and sets up for a show down with MuseSusan and any other rivals that might come her way>

< her short career as a mad scientist pays off, just as the book said it would>



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<Realises that the epic battle of man v beast is delayed by an Overlord- off>

<Gets popcorn and sofa and prepares to enjoy the mosquito bunny/ platchoarle army showdown>

<Noting that this is a gestures thread, hands RookeeAlding a helpful sign with "MUAH- HAHAHA!!!" written on it>

<insists that everyone must take the Evil Genius test before making any declarations of their evil-overlordness>

[www.fuali.com]

<glues all RA's Platchoarles to the floor with copydex>

<puts blobs of copydex on RA and then sprinkles her with glitter>

<hands RA a wand>

<thinks RA makes a good fairy godmother>

<decides not to complain to xm that her link does not work>

<instead joins Andy on the sofa and starts to read a good book, since he is not so much interested in watching an armed conflict>

<Starts to work up a really good Evil Laugh at RA's sparkliness, but breathes in some glitter and coughs.>

<rolls eyes, and tosses wand to the ground>

<ask xmorpheus if she realizes that the great and most evil Rookee Alding also created the choa, who are more evil than the Platchoarles.and not currently stuck to the ground>

<thinks that despite MuseSusan amusement, Sparkles look good on a villain, and believes that she is making a pretty good fashion statement, for a villain.>

<picks up a shove while everyone is distracted with sparkles and digs up the sapling that was to be the "tree" in the tree house >

<tells anyone that will listen that she is kidnapping the sapling, and will feed it to her Choa, unless her demands are met>

<xm, I got it to work. should I tell you my score?>
<offers the couch sitters some iced tea and popcorn>

<Pats Rookee on the head and gives her a lollipop.>

<takes test>

<is only 55% evil genius>

<sits on arm of sofa and eats pop corn>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<since 198505 revealed his score, here's mine: 64% evil genius>
<does this make me evil henchman material?>
<joins the other couch dwellers, first offering RA some more glitter, in case she wants a touch up. I agree; the sparkle adds a little je ne sais quoi.>

<Remembers having seen that test once before, but never actually took it.>

<Wonders what the website is--not to take the test, you understand, because it is absolutely clear that MuseSusan is 100% evil genius--but just for future reference.>

<weeps quietly upon learning that the kitten is only 90 percent evil



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<realises that BK is not as evil as she pretends>

<sniggers at others who have taken the test>

<prepares to take over the world, knowing that only those unsure of themselves would deign to put themselves to a test of their evilness>

<strokes Emperor Ming-type goatee beard>

<sulks as mrs. SkidMarks demands return of goatee beard>

*snork*

<quirks eyebrow at skids, and offers him popcorn>

<Suggests that if somebody doesn't post a link soon, she will be forced to unleash a horde of Blibbering Dingbats of Terrorj.>

<Folds arms and taps foot.>

<Muse! It's above, but here it is again>
[www.fuali.com]

<Covers embarrassment by explaining that these trifling details should have been taken care of by her evil minions, and blames RA and her evil glitteriness for distracting her anyway.>

<Threatens unspeakable terrors if anyone so much as mentions this incident again!>

<threatens own unspeakable terrors, because he can>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland