*writes all over Muse's hotel with platypi pen*

*is distressed at red ink*

*tell Muse what Lady Teaspoon is up to: busyness of some sort, but am not sure exactly what*

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Decides since there is a hotel, it would be un-australian not to steal the towels...>

<Wonders why we have a "spliced DNA" recycling bin, and what it gets used for>

<Wonders what platchoarles eat>

<Gives it some nuts, some Platypus food and some Choa food>

<Wonders what platypusesusi eat, and what choas (Choae?) eat>

<would have thought that choa was the singular>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Wonders how Platchoarles is pronounced, but since typing doesn't require verbalizations quickly doesn't care>

<looks at where tree house is suppose to go, remarks that she thinks the tree could use some environmentally safe glowing green paint for effect.>

<realizes that she left her glowing orange cupcakes on the table, grabs one and tosses it into the nearest Platchoarles mouth.>

<Platchoarles spits it out, chirps and then does a back flip>

<takes out book " gene-splicing for dummies" to try to figure out why it did that>

<Explains that RA didn't do the gene splicing right. Everyone knows no proper gene-splice can be performed correctly without lots of glass tubing with colorful smoking liquids, big coils in the background shooting off sparks, and a healthy amount of maniacal laughter.>

<Wonders why "Gene Splicing for Dummies" didn't cover this in chapter one.>

<Puts up treehouse completion barometer (you know, like the ones you get for church roofs) which is at roughly three quarters full>

<Reworks treehouse budget, and adds 273 galleon, 42 Kyat, 5 Fretzers and a ha'penny for Mad Scientist Lab (Fully Furnished w/ working E-Gore) and 94 Dollarpounds, 32 Quatloos and 2 knurts for environmentally friendly glowing green paint>

<Wonders how he's going to get the treehouse onto the tree>

<Offers to glaze the tree, with new, titanium inclusive glaze recipe... Now see that sucker glow!>

<wonders if anyone has noticed that the tree floated away in the last flood and is currently downstream and being turned into a condo by some yuppie beavers>

<plants a small sapling>

<looks at sapling>

<looks at sapling some more>

<sellotapes a small green Monopoly house to the sapling>

<*hey presto* Instant treehouse>

<wonders if we have to pay more rent if we land on this square... Decides should start collecting the rent>

<Hushes BK when she talks about rent>

<Stares over horizon as giant boot appears>

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Turn the silliness to eleven!

<feels moment of panic when beaver delegation demands environmental impact study>

<watches completion barometer go haywire at just the mention of an environmental impact study>

<points reassuringly at proliferating recycling bins while scuffling dirt over anything that glows>

<wonders why everything is so dark all of a sudden>

<votes herself head of environmental impact study>

<immediately starts making shady deals with all creatures around the tree house issue>

<Declares an inter-species war, all the creatures against all the humans for the rights to the tree house yet to be built and at least one dark blue square on a monopoly board>

<declares self to be half-choa, so that creatures she lead into battle don't attack her>

<wonders what the dark blue squares would be called>

<Points at Rookee, yelling to the troops "Four legs good, two legs BAD!">

<Decides treehouse is on a blue square then starts sending out rental bills>

++trips and impacts environment++

++studies earthworm++

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<throws a double and gets to roll again>

<purchases all utilities while no-one else is looking>

<holds gas and electricity to ransom>

<presents list of demands>

<1. Platypi to be named preferred thread animal - all other animals to be evicted>

<2. A packet of spangles>

<3. Bring me the head of Winnie the Pooh>

<looks smug>

<Protests the non- platypus ban>

<Explains plan involving hamsters and cows to combat x's evil scheme>

<Realises this war might get messy for humans>

<Frantically starts working on the gene-splicing kit>

<points out that you won't be splicing anything without electricity>

<indulges in an evil laugh>

<MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>

<Retreats to Mayfair to plot further>

<Gets balloon, Gets Sweater, wears sweater>

<Rubs balloon on sweater>