<Wasn't intending to make fun of RA's spelling, but was inspired by the word "choas" which makes her think of small weaselly critters.>

<wonders if it might mean ruddy great snakes that have moved a little further up the alphabet>

<opens her "Bag o' Platypus Fun" (TM)>

<gives a platypus to everyone in the treehouse>

<Hugs Platypus>

<Strokes platypus>

<Calls Platypus George>

<Get corrected by George the Platypus>

<Notices that the choas are glad they they have not been edited>

<realises that he is no longer winning the game now that BK has reminded him that he was playing>

<wonders if the newbies are winning>

<gets bitten in the hand by platypus>

<asks Rockee if she would swap some of her choas for a platypus>

<swaps one platypus for one choas with prinzhilde>

<platypus immediatly runs away>

<Rookee backspaces a little on her keyboard and makes it so the platypus is now in chains and cannot run away>

<offers chains to anyone else who may want them>

<laughs at self for originaly spelling chains as change, Loving the fact that bad spelling actually makes things more fun>

<Looks at choa>

<Strokes its back>

<Goes "Awwwww">

<Is unable to go that direction>

<Goes N>

<Tells RookeeAlding about Awwwww>

<Listens about Awwwww, tries to figure out which way Awwww might have been if it had been a direction>

<suggest that Awwwww would be just slightly left of yee haw and to the right of yippy.>

<ask her chained up Platypus, but platypus has managed to eat though the chains>

<worries about chain eating platypuses and what effect that could have on the other creatures>

<graps pop corn and chair>

<Produces pocket monotreme- detector>

<Waves it around and follows beep>

<Realises there are platypusesusesi everywher>

<Reads the functional manual>

<attempts to explain hilarious fit of laughter to Cubicle-Next-Door and begins to wonder what the heck was in those cupcakes>

<stumbles again, over choa this time>

<asks Andy for that nailgun back and begins building platypi pen>



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<wonders about weird cross-breeding of Platypi,choa and squirrles,which she apprently is having a hard time spelling today>

<wonders if it is possible for the mys-spellling virus to come to a thread>

<wonders even more what would happened if it were to breed with the Plat-choa-rles, and what it would then spell and how many diffrent ways she would end up mispelling it.>

<passes out from too much thinking>

edited for a misplaced H...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/03/2007 08:41PM by RookeeAlding.

<trips over discarded wood>

<points out the scrap wood recycle bin, along with the white plastic recycle bin and green cardboard recycle bin numbers smugg.. liber... borrowed from w**k>

<feels pleased about how environmentally friendly the construction will be at least>

<Starts working on plati pi pen with OC>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<Offers use of gene-splicing tennant/depp hybrid creation lab to Rookee for a couple of hours>

<takes Kitten up on the offer and disappears for hours on end only to return later with some creature with a long flat furry tale a bill and tiny arms>

<declares creature to be a Platchoarles, and then runs away because gene-splicing surely can't be environmentally safe.>

<Platchoarles chirps like a bird and looks confused.>

<new poster bitten by Platchoarles>

<reproaches self for not paying attention...Rookee did warn me, after all>

<cuddles her platypus>

<takes platypus to a hotel and gets a room for the night>

<Gives dirty looks to all the fforumites who were thinking dirty thoughts about that last comment.>

<Explains that as she doesn't live in an area where platypuses are common, and yet she has acquired a platypus, this must mean that she is currently in Australia, and thus requires a hotel to spend the night.>

<Orders room service for the platypus.>

<Enjoys room service along with platypus.>

<Room-service deliveryperson asks platypus how it would like to pay for room service.>

<Platypus says, "Put it on my bill.">

<Apologizes for the preceding lame joke.>

<Is exceedingly proud of herself for having successfully followed one of Jaspers principles of writing (as described during his talk): the relentless pursuit of working lame jokes into the storyline.> <wishes she could remember the exact wording>

I feel a pun thread coming on...

<reassures RA that gene-splicing to produce a Platchoarles, is environmentally safe so long as you put the left over bits in the correct recycling bin>