<starts dancing wildly round the tree house celebrating as apparently Cadury's are bringin gback Wispa! Woo Hoo!>

<Offers Martin a future Wispa to cheer the wee soul up!>

<Crosses fingers and hopes Martin likes WIspas>

<puts a future plate of Wispas on the table for everyone>

<misses cabana bars>

<removes the "twink" stealth object and replaces it with a "blurp" object>

<Looks longingly at the future plate of Wispas>

<Wonders if future Wispas are like Pork futures>

<Retracts from the cold>

<Asks xmorpheus if Cobana bars are a type of chocolate, or a chain of drinkeries like the one Sinatra sang about>

<Leads elephant charge>

<moves slightly to the side to let elphant cavalcade pass>

<quits working on tree house ""blurp">

<wonders what happened to the "Twink" sound>

<Realizes that building the tree house isn't exactly evil, just a simi-necessary plot device>

<Pulls out "blurp" Her copy of "ten truly evil things you can do to connect with your inner super villain" and flips "blurp" to the last chapter.>

<is shocked by the title which is entitled "if you can't beat them, join them.>

<Flips "blurp" to a few chapters before that one, and smiles,>

<converts passing elephant into a time machine "Blurp" and just for fun drops everyone into page 20 of the post>

<Screams as she suddenly finds herself surrounded by militant animals again, and is surprised to find that she has no urge to shout, "Onward, my dark forces!" as she has not yet declared herself evil.>

<Mutters darkly about meta-evil geniuses and their blasted time machines.>

<Realises treehouse barometer is back>

<Looks at looming giant boot>

<Realises that hypothetical war with animals may be averted>

<Treads on butterfly>

<wonders if anyone has noticed that the tree floated away in the last flood and is currently downstream and being turned into a condo by some yuppie beavers>

<plants a small sapling>

<looks at sapling>

<looks at sapling some more>

<sellotapes a small green Monopoly house to the sapling>

<*hey presto* Instant treehouse>

<hmmmm deja moo - I've seen this bullsh1t before.....>

*Wonders if there's such a thing as Deja Who; "I've been cornered by this menacingly slow alien before..">

<thinks that having re-watched "An Unearthly Child" BA may be on to something>

<Attempts to practice some Deja Fu a la Thief of Time and accidentally reverts herself and everyone else back to childhood.>

<Looks around for a lollipop, can't find one, and cries.>

<tries to catch a platchoarle for ParLiLoBrit, who wants it NOW>

<points out that there is a surfeit of lollipops currently in the book recommendation thread>

<discovers that she's 10 again>

<wonders if the time line is going to be the same and makes a list of everyone who is going to disappear mysteriously (and die horribly) in the next 10 years>

<cackles madly and goes out to buy some bear traps>

<Wants to grow up NOW!!>
<Checks if he's there yet?>
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<Cries>

<points out that Andy is of the boy persuasion and therefore will never grow up>

<is releaved that he has a gender-ambiguous screen name>

<thus at least has a virtual chance of growing up>

<Stands poised for incoming cheesecake>

<looks around "innocently", while really trying to figure out where BK stashed the cheesecake that she secreted from the "Hi" thread>

<Sniggers quietly in the background, knowing exactly which of the fforumites *truely* is the evil mastermind of nastiness and TRUE SEB>