Would not mind being stuck in the internet. At least there is plenty to do and people to talk to.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

< points out that self has been turned into a frankenfurter type creation, in one of the other tree house threads, has been deleted and is till here>

<Came back and rejoined the party downstairs as eternal bliss and enlightenment are not all they are cracked up to be>

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<Gives up on singing>

<Is surprised to hear a deep and loud voice ask her to turn around>

<Turns around and becomes more surprised to see what looks like a choa crossed with an elephant behind her>

<Quickly names it a Choaphant, to avoid too many hyphens.>

<The choaphant bows down and declares the surprised Rookee to be his master>

<Rookee asks when the heck did that happen, but gets cut off by the choaphant who says he knows how to stop the insanity that is the future>

<Rookee replies that since she never declared war it won't happen anyway, but again gets cut off the the choaphant who insist that one of her "other" actions causes the future>

<Rookee ask which one of her simi-evil deeds did it, the cross-breeding, the evil moment game or the time travel or the inter-species war, but the Choaphant says one one word>

<.."Cupcakes">

<releases "that" butterfly to see if any semblance of order can be removed>

<watched "that" butterfly flap it's wings>

<ducks!>

<wonders where the ducks came from>

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<wonders why he can hear the echo of the ducks' quacks regardless of all those who say it doesn't>

<ponders that that may be because ducks don't know that their quacks shouldn't echo?>

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<thinks that ducks knowthat their quacks echo, but won't tell anyone else>

<Shreds duck into a pancake>
<Orders fortune cookie>

<Scans fortune cookies for evil fortunes>
<Hands good fortune cookies to rest of forum>
<Eats own fortune cookie>
<Reads "You will soon come into great wealth...">
<Smiles>
<Reads "..when a safe drops onto you from a great height">
<Puts on safe-proof hat>

/me fights desperate battle on sudden airship

/me watches in horror as leak starts

/me hits evil-doer with mallet

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Steps away from Andy, and raises umbrella, just in case.>

<knows how this goes>
<stays stock still>
<awaits to see where sudden shadow appears.>

<attempts to read fortune cookie>
<fails because she's a ghost>
<decides to wait until the safe has fallen before asking to be uneradicated>

<Realizes she can't be uneradicated if she's still around>

<goes and checks SR to find the correct term - "spiritually ambiguous">

<considers calling in SO-17>

<wonders if that will hasten the carnage that is not due to happen for 5 more pages>

<points out that could be what causes the carnage in 5 pages time>

<also comments to the effect that this isn't numbers first temporal dislocation>

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/me wonders why the the airship is lurching horribly

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<realizes that time travel is always a very bad plot device when writing in what is essentially a pass-along story.always ends up killing boards.>

<decides for the sake of the board to try to undo what she has already done>

<snatches one of the last fortune cookies and converts it to yet another time machine>

<Tosses everyone "Back" to page 24 before she ever messed with the stupid time line>

<Pulls out "blurp" Her copy of "ten truly evil things you can do to connect with your inner super villain" and flips "blurp" to the last chapter.>

<is shocked by the title which is entitled "if you can't beat them, join them.>

<decides"Blurp" (this time) that this is one thing she can't possibly mess up and asks if anyone would like some cupcakes>

<applauds arrival of cupcakes>

<unable to find one with butter cream icing>

<panics at thought that racing to claim cupcake might push everyone closer to page 31>

<notes that today is 31, ponders significance>