<feels that if she doesn't know the provenance of the cheesecake, she'll give it a miss>

<Realizes she's 10 again, but finds that she really still likes the sparkles on the cape and finds that she can now move without some annoying sound interrupting her>

<Hugs the nearest Platchoarles because it is cute, and possibly the next big pet craze.>

<finds a CD player and plays some teenybopper song, and begins to karaoke to it with Platchoarles in tow>

<Finds herself thinking that Karaoke-ing to some teenybopper song with a cute unidentifiable creature may be the most evil thing ever,But being 10 that doesn't stop her from doing it.>

<thinks that if we've all gone back in time, Platchoarles don't exist yet>

<worries that the temporal anomoly created by the presence of the Platchoarles may cause a rift in the universe>

<sets up a counselling service for universes in an attempt to heal the inevitable rift with good communication>

<Shrugs at the threat of Space-time rifts>

<Attends to matters far more important and deserving of attention>

<Wonders if MuseSusan has altered time in relation to other threads, so that BK's cheesecake won't arrive for ten years>

<is horrified by the thought of an absence of cheesecake>

<builds time-machine and accidentally sends everyone to page 33 of this thread.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Wonders where the brightly painted statue of a Gorrila in a canoe came from>

<Grabs Cheesecake>

<Realises it's a decoy>

<Sets watch to page 25 and hopes for more accurate time travel>

<waits for future to happen>

<it will be any time, now>

<stands open mouthed at what he's missed>

<sits down>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<Returns from page 33, amazed that so few Fforumites survived the carnage on pages 31 and 31>

<Can't bring self to tell those doomed>

<frowns horribly while trying to figure out (a) how old she is (b) what page she is on (c) why those things matter>

<is not a universe but asks xmorph for counseling anyway>

<would like to help but is now traumatised by some kind of temporal rift in the battenburg thread. There are crumbs everywhere>

<counsels OC Not to stay out of page 31 when it arrives>

<sacrifices self for the greater good>

<looks around. Wonders how on earth all the penguins got involved.>

<Got lost on the way here (took wrong turn at Albequerque). Wonders what happened to cheesecake. Suspects penguins ate it.>

<reminds HIW that its a left turn at albuquerque.>

<remembers shes dead>

<says 'she knows what its like to be dead'>

<contemplates how OC accesses to internet from the afterlife.>

<wonders if denizens of afterlife could improve accuracy of Wikipedia.>

<whispers that ANYone can improve wikipedia. Just please do your research? There are graduate students here in the US who are counting on this stuff.>

<rattles chains and does other ghostly things just for fun>

<points out to OC that she's a bit corporeal for a ghost>

<vampire perhaps?>

<zombie?>

<either way, chains are NOT a good look for you..... >

<Believes OC Not is in some form of afterlife, possibly one where you are stripped of corporeal form and bound to the medium of informationwebsuperforumnets>

<Tries to work out if this is Heaven or Hell>

<Notices warm smell of Calitas>

<gives her standard speech about how the eagles are WAY better than steve miller band>

<rises up through the air>