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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: February 04, 2011 12:57AM

silver: a french plate, if you please!


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define: water

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: February 04, 2011 09:49AM

Wat-er: system used for measuring the efficiency of different liquids for use in hydro- electric plants. Largely disused, not just for the obvious reason, but also because the system was based on measuring all liquids at 0 degrees C.

Define:liquid

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: February 05, 2011 04:20AM

Liquid: Ancient Breton unit of currency replacing Lisovereign

Define: Dollar

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 05, 2011 10:52AM

Dollar: the number of units of local currency required to purchase a Barbie - used to assess the cost of childrens christmas presents in a variety of countries. I spent five hundred dollars on the kids. Similar in concept to the BigMac Index.

<wow that was hardly concise>

Define: Index

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: February 05, 2011 02:20PM

Index: An "Adult" Indie Film.

define: Adult

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: February 06, 2011 06:47AM

Adult - Someone who is old enough to watch "Adult Indie Films"

Define - Regressive

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: February 07, 2011 03:07AM

Regressive: concatenation of 'really aggressive' - the feeling you get when software from security systems pops up messages and freezes the system whilst trying to post and erudite and witty comment to the fforum.


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define: erudite (without reference to former PMs of Oz)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/07/2011 03:08AM by bunyip.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: February 07, 2011 06:14AM

<Erudite? Australian? Politician? Methinks you've been eating too much bunyip, Bunyip>

<This from a Kiwi>

erudite - A rare mineral, extracted only from dictionaries,thesaurii, and Stephen Fry books.

Define - southern

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: xmorpheus (74.125.57.---)
Date: February 07, 2011 09:15AM

Southern - a UK seaside town as pronounced by really posh people

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Define - pronounced

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: February 07, 2011 10:10AM

Pronounced: To be in favour of 'nouncing, ie to be an advocate of announcing people's entry on a universal basis.

Define: Helmet.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 07, 2011 10:42AM

Helmet: modern contraction of helmette. A child yatch steering person, used to save weight.

Define: contraction

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: February 09, 2011 08:32PM

Contraction: contrary reaction, as in pushing when asked to pull.

Define: pull

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-163.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 10, 2011 07:58PM

Weatherman: A man who isn't sure if he should take his umberella of sunhat.

Define: Pea

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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: February 11, 2011 04:57AM

Pea - One of those words with too many extraneous letters, like queue, bee and tea.

Define - unneeded

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: February 11, 2011 03:13PM

Unneeded: apparently, the definition of "pull".

Also, the parallel to being unfriended.

******

Define: agree

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-135.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 11, 2011 11:53PM

agree: Right inside of Crooked brings harmony.

Define: research

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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: February 12, 2011 04:16AM

research - when you Google something, then realise you haven't entered the right terms, and have to do it again.

Define - engine

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: February 12, 2011 08:47AM

engine: a posh version of a native American

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define pull

(good to see you on the last rather than first page, mycroftstwin!)

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Marit (---.business.telia.com)
Date: February 12, 2011 07:57PM

Pull: the reflex movement you automatically make when a door is marked "Push".

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Define: apparent

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: February 13, 2011 08:17AM

SkidMarks Wrote:


> (good to see you on the last rather than first
> page, mycroftstwin!)


<not quite sure how to take that, but I'll take it as a compliment>

Apparent - a ripped piece of apparel

Define - garment

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