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prostrate: rate at which prosts experience the universe. Apocryphal messaging tends to suggest that this is is a variable, but the affecting variables are not yet known.
a-poc-ryphal: not containing pookas. Most Hollywood films are apocryphal, with film "Harvey," starring Jimmy Stewart, remaining the most notable exception.