<Considers the possibilities of chicken tape>

<would make a comment about chicken wire, but doesn't have the facitaties>

<wonders in amusements, thinks about chicken, wires, and other facilities, introduces himself, and goes to sleep waaay to late>

<Sneaks in like a panther>

<Draws humourous glasses and goatie on sleeping Petek in easily wipable ink>

<Fades away like a phantom in the night>

<trips over loose shoe lace and falls onto a convenient cake>



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Turn the silliness to eleven!

<is hidden, waiting>



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IM - The Friendly Voice of Chaos

&quot;Hey! You tore up my tablecloth!&quot;

<Has an eerie feeling of being watched, but isn't sure if that's because of the glasses on Petek or the hidden waitingness of InvisibleManiac or just plain old paranoia.>

<Would like to point out that MuseSusan forgot the eyeballs rolling around on the floor>

<takes heels in hands, clicks them together 3 times and thinks I want to be whole, I want to be whole, I want to be whole>

<Is engulfed in a nimbus of white blue light>

<light dims and 198505 finds himself standing there nakked>

<runs from treehouse screaming>

<trips over dove tape and is stuck to floor>

<whimpers weakly>



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<wakes up and puts on his glasses, only to find that he now sees extra-sharp due to the ones Barefoot Andy had painted on him>

<goes to shave and can't seem to be able to remove the goatie>

<tries to wipe the mirror clean but realizes, too late, that the easily wipable ink does not wipe as easily in the mirror>

<mirror coalesces>

<"It's cold" he keeps wispering, while silvery mirror fluid goo spreads from the tips of his fingers, onto his arm, around his neck, into his throat...>

<now really wakes up, still jacked in>

<returns with tea set, and a few other insturments from the first actions-only thread for the band to serenade us with while we have tea>

<notes absence of the band>

<offers Petek a rag and some cake as I am not entirely sure what just happened>



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It was the curious incident of the dog in the night time.

<attempts interesting plan with turkey tape>



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<attempts to leave>

<realises he's been taped to the floor>

<resumes waiting, hidden>



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IM - The Friendly Voice of Chaos

&quot;Hey! You tore up my tablecloth!&quot;

<Puts tape away and fetches the clag and glitter to finish the job>

<enquires as to what clag is>

<decides that it sounds like a fun word>

<resolves to use in out of context as soon as possible>



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<admires Kitten's artistic skill, is excited by the clag and glitter - brings back memories of primary school>

<asks Martin about the result of his enquiry, cause his own ended when Merriam-Webster wanted money for an explanation>

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Design #3609494995:
It's a newly-discovered breed of fish that keeps your teeth clean, tastes delicious and dissolves in water.
generated with The Prior-Art-O-Matic

<directs those pondering what clag is to here and here>

<goes off to explore the clag website>



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Beware of the flying giraffes.

<remembers clag fondly, but wonders why anyone would want a 20k bucket of the stuff>

<puts a plate of vanilla slices on the table with the other tea things>



Post Edited (08-06-06 02:06)

sometimes you just have to be in my head.
sometimes it will be rather crowded in there, sometimes echoingly quiet...

<provides clag covered biscuits>



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<eats some vanilla slice - Yum!>

<thanks Annie for her marvelous contribution to the tea party>

<suspiciously sniffs Martin's clag biscuits and decides that, although little children may think clag is edible, it's probably better to aviod them>