Quick, read it aloud to a homeless person and die happy!

It is. Depending on what's in the cellar, of course.

If it's a wine cellar?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Oh dear. There`s a homeless person in the cellar.
If I believed in fate, I might hear it trying to tell me something.

(Also my left arm seems to have fallen off.)

Homeless person in the cellar? I must be missing something!

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Well, evidently you missed that homeless person enough times to give him a chance to hide in the cellar. Remember--just because they're poor doesn't really make it okay to fire on them. Where's the love?

Oh there is plenty love... I have a homeless kitten in my room... she so cute! All fluffy and gorgeous....

<Wonders how she always gets landed with the local fauna>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

So, does this explain MartinB?

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

SkidMarks are you referring to MartinB as Fauna?

He is a bit of a monkey I will admit...
<ducks for cover>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Zambezi_Bushbaby Wrote:
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> SkidMarks are you referring to MartinB as Fauna?


Surely you don't think he is Flora, do you?

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Lol! Nice one! He is a monkey though... and yes... I will avoid him for the next few days thanks to this comment...

<runs and hides>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

You'd better....

<vegetates with a computer game>

Flora :P

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

I just wanted to drop in and mention that you all might not see me again for six months.

Oh, erm, I take it you are going out of internet contact or maybe you have been sentenced to six months in the clink? (though I am pretty sure cons get to use the internet?) Ah well, don't forget to pack sun block, clean under wear and don't drink the water! Unless you are coming to Scotand where we have very nice water apparently! Incidently if you are coming to Scotland we DO have internet cafes!

Come back soon. Where will get our squirrels from while you are incomunicado?

<sidles up> I know a man guv, who knows another man. We can get you squirrels. How much are they worth to you?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Oh no, I'm not paying for those cut price 'squirrels' again. The last lot were just rats with feather-dusters tied onto their tails.

Bonzai Kitten Wrote:
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Oh no, I'm not paying for those cut price 'squirrels' again. The last lot were just rats with feather-dusters tied onto their tails.



So, authentic squirrels then.

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> Come back soon. Where will get our squirrels from
> while you are incomunicado?

Even the squirrels are apparently incomunicado.



(Ok, it's a chipmunk. But at least no rat.
Maurizio Cattelan, Bidibidobidiboo, 1996, Fondazione Sandretto Re Rebaudengo, Turin)

Er. Rodent postal worker?