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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 24, 2008 12:09PM

Ignition: What happens when you meet a person, where you feel as though you have known them for many years, despite having only just met them.



Define: Yawn

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: robert (153.107.103.---)
Date: November 26, 2008 05:04AM

Yawn: anything that ain't mine.


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Define: expression

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 26, 2008 09:28AM

Expression: recently disbanded Ironing Union.
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Define: Mutiny.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.198.124.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: November 26, 2008 10:50AM

mutiny - very small Greek letter

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define ambidextrous

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bruce T Shark (129.35.81.---)
Date: November 26, 2008 01:03PM

Ambidextrous - The inability to write a screenplay/novel with either hand

define - Alligator

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.253-193-223.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 27, 2008 10:59AM

Alligator - an extended fable involving a crocodile

Define: trousers

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 27, 2008 11:29AM

Trousers: A twin set of telescopes


Define: Quisling

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: November 27, 2008 01:34PM

(Hi Bruce!)

Quisling: The irritating little swot who came with his parents to the pub trivia night, and is getting everything right for them.


Define: Whiskey

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: robert (153.107.103.---)
Date: November 28, 2008 04:06AM

Whiskey: a small piece of metal that opens the lock on the lavatory door.


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Define: effusive



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/28/2008 04:06AM by robert.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.137.29.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: November 28, 2008 10:57AM

effusive: almost like an e-fuse. An e-fuse is quite useful for setting off e-mail bombs.

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Define audit

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.range81-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 28, 2008 12:55PM

Audit: The past participle of the verb 'to Audi', as in "He look rough, he must be audit."

Define: megalomania.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 29, 2008 01:12PM

Megolamania: A South American island, named after a Mayan princess with a penchant for men.



Define: Carabiner

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 30, 2008 11:53AM

Carabiner: a cordial made from carrots

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define unambiguous

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: December 01, 2008 03:29AM

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unambiguous: 'un' meaning 'not', 'ambigouous' meaning 'not small' so 'unambiguous' means having a thirst and enough of the readies to indulge in the purchase and consumption to placate that thirst in the company of pleasant company.




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define: indulgant

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: December 01, 2008 08:52AM

'indulgent: cockney term for a Hindu gentlement.

Define: freckle

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: December 03, 2008 05:02AM

freckle: a French heckle in the sense of a french letter.



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define: condominium

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: December 03, 2008 11:54AM

condominium - requirement to wear aforementioned french letter.

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Define: Digital

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: December 04, 2008 01:16PM

Digital: corruption of "dig-it-tall", celebratory phrase used by Gravitube construction workers who have passed the earth's centre.
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Define: Diagnosis

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: December 04, 2008 03:54PM

The state of being mesmerized by a set of diagonal lines going across one's computer screen.

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Define: topography

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: robert (153.107.103.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 12:00AM

Topography: printed logos, slogans and generally inane messages (thought hilariously funny or philosophically poignant by the wearer) on T-shirts, jumpers or similar tops.

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Define: gourmet

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