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unambiguous: 'un' meaning 'not', 'ambigouous' meaning 'not small' so 'unambiguous' means having a thirst and enough of the readies to indulge in the purchase and consumption to placate that thirst in the company of pleasant company.
Digital: corruption of "dig-it-tall", celebratory phrase used by Gravitube construction workers who have passed the earth's centre.
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Topography: printed logos, slogans and generally inane messages (thought hilariously funny or philosophically poignant by the wearer) on T-shirts, jumpers or similar tops.