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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: April 11, 2008 12:42PM

.....and the barman says 'It's a fair cop........show, but bit pastit.



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So WPC Rachael Prejudice walks into the bar and the barman says......

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.40.45.98.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: June 26, 2008 12:35PM

.....and the barman says "what are you doing so far from "I'm Sorry I'll Read that again?

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So Gene Hunt walks in a bar.............

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 27, 2008 10:59AM

.......and the barman says "is this a dream...."

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So Wil Anderson walks into a bar ........

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.40.66.59.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: June 27, 2008 11:48AM

....and the barman says "I thought John was the Wilrus"

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So Fred Wedlock walks into the bar.......

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.wlms-broadband.com)
Date: June 27, 2008 09:36PM

and the barman says "sorry mate, no swingers - I don't care how old you are".

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So Arthur Dent walks into the bar.....



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/27/2008 09:43PM by mariaB.

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 28, 2008 02:21PM

Welcome mariaB. - This is an interesting thread for your first post, but you are welcome nonetheless. Help yourself to pie.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/28/2008 02:21PM by SkidMarks.

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: July 16, 2008 08:12AM

....and the barman says 'Leave our bloody towels alone.'





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Lord Denning walks into a bar, and the barman sys...............

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.201.118.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: July 29, 2008 01:23PM

.....and the barman says "did you park in Shoe Lane car park?"

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So, Amy Winelake stumbles into the bar..................

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: July 30, 2008 01:25PM

But the barman said "No- no- no..."

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So Rufus Wainwright walks into the bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: August 12, 2008 05:06AM

and the barman says: No-one knows you here. Have you got a note from your father?



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So Yehudi Menhuin walks into the bar.....

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.40.116.9.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: August 12, 2008 09:38AM

..and the barman says "Get out! You are always on the fiddle."

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So, Stéphane Grappelli walks into the bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.253-205-251.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: August 12, 2008 11:28AM

...and the barman says "Get back on the roof."

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so Linda Robson walks into the bar......

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: The Cookster (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: August 28, 2008 04:45PM

....and the barman says, "Moonshine, is it?"

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So the ghost of Fforum past walks into the bar .....

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: August 28, 2008 05:06PM

And the barman says "We serve ales, not spirits."
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So Jeremy Irons walks into the bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 31, 2008 02:18PM

And the barman says "Ouch, was that a Jeremy Bar?"

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So The Duke of Wellington walks into the bar

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-129.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 31, 2008 05:15PM

No fighting in here, or I'll have to boot you out.

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So Ernest Shackleton walks into a bar

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and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: September 01, 2008 06:46AM

.... and the barman says: we don't allow no pole dancing here.




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So the Ghost of Christmasses past' walks into the bar and the barman says.....

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.253-199-25.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 01, 2008 12:21PM

... and the barman says "sod off, we have nothing for you here"


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So The Spirit of Jazz walks into the bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: September 01, 2008 02:30PM

...and the barman says "So, in the mood are you?"

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so Father Christmas walks into the bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.132.---)
Date: September 01, 2008 04:26PM

But that's okay, because it's a supposal, just ask CS Lewis.

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So Camus walks into the bar...

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