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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: October 08, 2007 09:35AM
........ and the barman says, WKD?"
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So Lady Godiva walks into a bar .............
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So Lady Godiva walks into a bar .............
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.108.---)
Date: October 08, 2007 12:48PM
saying "I simply had *nothing* to wear..." (I know, it's cheating. Bite me!)
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So Andreas Prokop walks into the bar...
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So Andreas Prokop walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 09, 2007 06:16PM
... and Marvin, now working as a barman, says "Science. Don't talk to me about science!"
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So Robby the Robot walks into a bar...........
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So Robby the Robot walks into a bar...........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: October 10, 2007 08:46AM
....and doesn't say ouch because he's a robot and it didn't hurt him. The bar didn't come out of it too well though.
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So Casper the friendly ghost walks into a bar......
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So Casper the friendly ghost walks into a bar......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: October 10, 2007 09:48AM
........ and the barman says nothing at all, because he can't see him.
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So the Marquis de Sade walks into a bar ........
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So the Marquis de Sade walks into a bar ........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.its.monash.edu.au)
Date: October 12, 2007 07:45AM
... and the barman says "cor blimey! look at that face! gives you the willies!
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So Roger Rabbit walks into a bar....
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So Roger Rabbit walks into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: October 12, 2007 08:51AM
...pounds his fists on the bartop and says "pound of carrots please?"
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So David Bowie walks into the bar...
(ps has Thursday Next actually been in the bar yet?)
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So David Bowie walks into the bar...
(ps has Thursday Next actually been in the bar yet?)
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (---.dynamic.mts.net)
Date: October 12, 2007 05:42PM
...and asks the barman what he should try, since he's an absolute beginner.
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So Vincent Van Gogh walks into the bar...
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So Vincent Van Gogh walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: October 12, 2007 06:03PM
...and the barman says ''ear this: No cutting remarks from you.
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An honest lawyer walks into the bar and the barman says...................
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An honest lawyer walks into the bar and the barman says...................
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 13, 2007 08:25AM
...are you a figment of my imagination?
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So a tube of paint walks into a bar.......
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So a tube of paint walks into a bar.......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: October 14, 2007 08:06AM
And the barman says "Time to hit the turps, eh?"
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So Mina Harker walks into the bar...
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So Mina Harker walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: October 18, 2007 02:01PM
........ and the barman says, "I'm sorry, but it's against the law for me to serve Minas."
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So a bunch of colliery workers walk into a bar .....
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So a bunch of colliery workers walk into a bar .....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: October 18, 2007 02:17PM
(ok I'll do it)
...and the barman says "I'm sorry, but it's against the law for me to serve Miners."
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So Dolly Parton walks into the bar....
...and the barman says "I'm sorry, but it's against the law for me to serve Miners."
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So Dolly Parton walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.rivernet.com.au)
Date: October 19, 2007 08:35AM
And the barman says " I'll have two coogars thanks!" as he was momentarily distracted.
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A three headed man walks in to the bar accompanied by a two headed dog.....
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A three headed man walks in to the bar accompanied by a two headed dog.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: mr puniverse (---.104.66.181.optusnet.com.au)
Date: October 20, 2007 06:07AM
and the barman says "I'll get the head waiter shall I?"
Jasper FForde walks into the bar
A Kit Kat is a Biscuit
Jasper FForde walks into the bar
A Kit Kat is a Biscuit
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: October 26, 2007 12:27PM
......... and the barman says, "Those three drinks are for those people over there. Yours is the fourth beer."
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So Captain Scarlet walks into a bar .........
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So Captain Scarlet walks into a bar .........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 29, 2007 10:10AM
. . . . . . so the barman says "can I recommend tonight's special the Fireball XL5"
So Colonel Jack O'Neill walks inot the bar .....
So Colonel Jack O'Neill walks inot the bar .....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: October 29, 2007 10:32PM
...but the barman says: "I'll only serve you if you promise not to sing about Goa'uld when you're drunk."
So Lord and Lady Hesketh-Fortescue of North Cothelstone Hall walk into a bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2007 10:49PM by PrinzHilde.
So Lord and Lady Hesketh-Fortescue of North Cothelstone Hall walk into a bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2007 10:49PM by PrinzHilde.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: October 30, 2007 09:35AM
.... and the barman says,"Three pints of Theakston's is it?"
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So Casey Jones walks into a bar ...........
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So Casey Jones walks into a bar ...........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 05, 2007 12:53PM
.... so the barman snatches up his vorpal sword and chases it from the bar.
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so a snark walks into the bar ...
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so a snark walks into the bar ...
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