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Cashew issues rocks House of Cards
Twizy soon to be mandatory outside hip hotels
Breastfeeders mired in controversy
iPhone 6 to have 2nd mobile phone built in as standard
Rorke's Drift Reenactment Group Outnumbered
Half a billion 2013 tickets not yet sold
Sheep annoyed over Hay Festival
Bilingual Welsh Tattoos
Trading Standards Downgrade Quality Street.
32 ton hedgehog sought in connection with car flattenings.
Jeremy Paxman interviews Captain Pugwash.
Dog Archbishop calls for new owners to 'not give up' on puppies.
Limpet Clerics shocked to discover Winkle God Winkle shaped
Threats fly as Everclear track downgraded
Colonel Mustard freed on appeal
Lord Leveson to interview 3.2 Million extra witnesses
Infant renamed H-496 after being mistaken for planet
John Simpson visit ends in collapse of ruling council regime
Piers Morgan breaks down during Desert Island Discs
Thoughtless Protestors apologise for FI cancellation
Three twits villified for being dumb
Neils annoyed at ongoing 'dumb' slur
Cable to adopt 'Blandness' in career-saving move
Doctors warn of 'Passive Pop Culture' danger
Duchess of Cornwall poked with stick
Lib Dems take flak for tuition fee rise. Tories 'Can't believe luck'
Wikipedia founder becoming annoying, webusers note
Finding Nemo given retrospective '18' rating after outcry
Ann Widdecombe put down after leg break on 'Strictly Come Dancing'
John Humphrys condition described as 'shiny'
Six out of seven Dwarves 'not happy'
'Standard' K to be withdrawn from sale
Google's new 'Front Room View' a step too far?
Amateur photographers 'more boring' post-digital
Radnorshire Infant to Solve World Snot Deficit
Student's function to 'test education system' challenged
Terrorist group threatens stability of Amorican Coast
Commuters driven to buy own trains after ticket hike
Oak Tree owes success to PR Campaign
'Driving slower' initiative dismissed as 'just too simplistic'
Wireless Broadband brings faster rubbish to rural communities
Birds reveal 'ambivalence' over glory of flight
'Thin cars' to run on new eight-lane super highways
Politicians asked to make 'token gesture' over Tibet
Hats ponder social cost of the 'humanless' generation
Palaeontologists agree to donate bodies to fossil record
Perspective crime on the increase
Coach, abandoned from sixties, found teetering on cliff
Nest prices plunge as cheap bird boxes flood market
Dukes of Hazzard sequel may lead to extinction of '69 Dodge Charger
Limpet Scientists Debate 'Multiple Foreshore' Theory
Lack of Jetpacks and Hovercars leaves baby-boomers 'cheated'
Ten week secret longest held since records began
Roadrunner caught: Acme shares in freefall
'Bullshit Offset Scheme' to tackle planning projects 'at risk'
Lucasfilm accused of falsifying video evidence in Greedo murder trial
Users of M25 required to buy parking ticket if stationary
Labrador named Bozo least reflective object known to man
Model T gearbox finally gives up its secrets
RSPB reclassify all small brown birds as one
Cut-price 'Supermarket' weapons lead to binge killing
'British people fear 'surveillance Society', intercepted messages show
'Media Law' to be incorporated into British Law 'inevitable', say Press
Vietnam Veterinarians upset by their depiction in latest Rambo Movie
Big Issue to introduce 'Quantum' dog
Tenth Planet Found
Naked Sooty pictures embarrass TV star
'Gruff' Gordon Brown is promoted to 'Stern' in secret ceremony.
Factory chimney admits to Smoking While at College
Limpet Scientists Remains Skeptical about life 'On Other Rocks'
Faulty Recall Notice Recalled
Plate Industry to sue Prince William
Pimms bottle found drunk
Alphabet to be listed alphabetically
Woody to quit 'Hanks' part.
Wind Farm to Meet Targets
'Life' reclassified as 'job'.
Bobsleigh Team face Disqualification.
Icebergs in liquidation sale.
Future is 'Trappist' Claim Scientists
United Nations to be replaced by Granny.
Albino peacock unaware he is different
Author Buys New Fridge.
New ID tag scheme.
New Epson printer can print on sheep.
 

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